Splatoon Oneshots

[The Splatlands pt.1?]

This oneshot is just a little agent reunion on halloween fest. three in this doesnt really like to talk and will use short sentences without adding much. this is just how i wanted to represent them in this story. and there might me a second part to this i just wanted to cut it short after a year of working on it 🥳

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The train ride was pretty quiet that night. It had a few passengers but none of them were any kind of species close to Inklings or Octolings. There were actually only two of them on that train.

They were sitting pretty far away from everyone else so that nobody could notice them. They were sitting besides each other. On the left, there was an Inkling with short, orange tentacles that looked like they were trying really hard to hold in their excitement and on their right was an Octoling with pink tentacles that looked pretty curious about what was going on outside.

The Octoling saw something outside that caught their attention and immediately told the other.

"Look, Four! There's a weird big metal thing that looks upside down!" The Octoling said while pointing outside to the strange structure.

The Inkling named Four looked out to where their friend were pointing and recognised it.

"That's an old human structure, Eight! I think its called something like the tower that fell? I don't really remember but it sure does look like it fell." Eight giggled at the name her friend gave it.

"I'm gonna believe you on this one." Four looked over to the bench in front of her and saw a little smallfry. It was kinda strange to see one in a train, but she didn't think much about it and went back to whatever she was doing. Soon enough, they were at their destination: Splatsville.

The two of them were looking at the city standing in front of them. It was huge. They were too excited to notice the Inkling that had appeared besides them with the smallfry four saw earlier. The train arrived to the station and some of the people that were on it went off and others that were waiting at the station went in.

Four and Eight were amazed by all the lights in Splatsville. Hundreds of neon lit signs were hanging from buildings. Lots of people were walking around. Some were seated at random food stands tables. Others were just hanging out with friends and family.

It was a really crowded place and sure was emitting the chaotic energy Four told Eight about. Suddenly their phones started vibrating. Catching Eights attention, she grabs her phone and opens it looking for what made that buzzing. It was the news of splatsville!

(deep cut intros)

"Before we announce the stages, i must inform you all of the splatfest starting tonight!" Shiver announced.

"Ooo Splatfest!! What are the themes?? Tell us!!" Frye exclaimed.

"Ay! (This is so exciting!)" Big man flapped his fins out of excitement.

"Calm down guys the themes are coming in... well that is exciting!"

"Come on what is it? Please tell us!!" Frye said seeming irritated by shivers taunting which seems to be working pretty well.

"Okay Okay so, the theme for this splatfest is...!"

The themes appears on the big screen Big Man is standing behind of revealing team Zombie, team Skeleton and team Ghost.

"Woa!!"

(deep cut announcment splatoween)[yo i forgot about this sorry pooks im too lazy to add it in]

Eight closes her phone as the news ends. She has a look of excitement on her face and so does Four as she finished watching the news on her friends phone.

"We arrived just at the right time! What team will you pick Four?"

"Shiver seemed pretty convincing with her speech, so i'll definitely go for Zombie. How about you?"

"I'm gonna pick Skeleton. I really like Frye and i'd love to be on her team! Also, Skeletons looks goofy." Eight chuckled at her friends comment. She's sad that they wont be able to fight together but is gonna try her best anyway.

While the both of them were distracted, there was someone behind them approaching sneakily. They had what seemed to be a white sheet on their head that was covering their whole body and a hat on top.

Eight felt something or someone touching her shoulder. She turns her head to look at what was touching her and when she sees the person hiding under a white sheet she freaks out and grabs Fours shoulder hiding behind her.

"Boo" The stranger say's in a week attempt to scare the pink haired Octoling.

"Sorry uhh.. do you need something?" She say's, still behind her friend.

Four turns around and sees the stranger standing besides her. Suddenly her eyes widen and excitement washes over.

"Three!!! Oh i missed you so much!"

"Sup." Three said with a lack of excitement.

The name Three reminded Eight of something but she couldn't really figure out what. Three took the white sheet off their head revealing an inkling with green hair and something weird on their right eye.

"So.. Eight. I think you guys already met before. That's what i heard at least."

"Did we..?" Eight seemed kinda confused. She has a feeling that she already met this inkling but can't recall where or when.

"Yeah! Three saved you from some random blender with the old dude." Four rolled her eyes at the mention of the old captain. She's never met him but heard a lot from Eight and the Squid Sisters. He's a prick.

All of a sudden everything came back to Eight and she remembers what happened that day. Three was her saviour! She never got the time to thank them as they both went their own ways after the incident.

"Thank you so much for saving me, Three. I owe you my life! I'll do anything for you." She said fast while repeatedly bowing down in a respectful manner.

"It's ok." Three wasn't much of a talker.

"I mean Callie also told me that you saved them too in return so i dont think there's need for any of that owing thing." Four seemed concerned about the life part.

"Oh yea right." There was an awkward silence after. Four decided to break it.

"So anyways, Three, which team are you going to pick?"

"Ghost" Three said again without any emotion or reaction showing on their face.

"Oh really? Why?"

"Purple"

"Oh. Fair."

An awkward silence set between the two agents while Eight was busy looking around the city. All those colours were eye catching. She spotted a sign of red and orange colours pointing to a ramen place. Eight was pretty hungry from the trip and now had her mind set on trying food from the city of chaos.

"Hey guys wanna go to that ramen place? I'm starving from that trip."

"Oh sure Eight sounds like a good idea. What do you think three?"

"ok"

Then the three agents made their way to their diner place.

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okay highs pooksies its been a year yes yes i know i took a LONG break 💀 but i kinda fell in depression so like the motivation wasnt top tier. lets say ive been working on this chapter for a really long time and mid way lost interest in splatoon but thats not stopping me from finishing it. with that being said idk if ill keep on posting here (not like i was doing it anyway) but yea ill see what i can do 👍

also guys if you couldn't tell i decided to make the agents choices on the splatfest teams different from each other. Eight goes with Shiver because she thinks Zombie is the best option, Four goes with Frye because she just likes the idol and Three with Big Man because they like the colour. All of these are valid reasons to go for whatever team they want and you guys should do that too. Who cares if one is a Shiver simp or the other wants the team that has the white ink 😭. It's just a silly game festival and it doesn't impact who will be elected next as the president of America. Just have fun its the whole point of a splatfest.