When I was walking 🚶♀️ home 🏡 I wondered what just happened. Does it mean my crush likes me back? 🥺 I had no idea. When I walked through the door to my house my mom asked me:
- what do you want for dinner my grape? 🍇
- uhhh just make me a pizza 🍕😒
- ok 👍
I went to my room to play otome games. I was just on a date with my virtual waifu, when my mommy came with plate of hot 🥵 pizza 🍕 and yummy 🤤 veggies 🥗
- Oh, miners! You're playing those inappropriate games again???!!! - she screamed as she dropped the plate 🙀
- Oh 😿 no 🏩 my 😳 delicious 😋 diner! 🫢 - I panicked
- You're not eating anything if you continue playing those disgusting 🤢 games! 🙄 My house, my rules! 🤭
- ok... fine 😒
I turned off the computer 🖥️, and went to kitchen to eat in peace ✌️
But when I took a bite of pizza, I noticed something strange 🙀. There was a bomb 💣 in my yummy 😋 pizza!! 😾
- Mom, why 🤧 is there a bomb in my lunch? - I asked 😮
- UGHAHAH I'm not your mom 😈😈😈
- Literally what?
He jumped out of his costume - it was hero killer with his asthetic 🍄 katanas 🌹
- I'll kill you and eat your scrunchie pizza 🍕- he laughed and smirked at me
- emm, no way bitch 🥀 - I grinned
- You dare disrespect me? Oh, oi oi oi... not today.. 🌝
Then he licked my blood 🩸 and I was unable 🌸 to move! 🦒 What a interesting quirk 🐖.
- Haha 😂 who's 🐩 laughing 😝 now? - he smirked creepily
- AHHH 😌 HELP ME PLS 🦚 SOMEONE 🐒💩
Then something crazy 😜 happened - all might 😹 with his #1 power 👹 flee into my kitchen through the window 🪟 and said:
- Ur not killing anyone today, flop 🤮😵
- Urgh, you 😒 again 🤔
DETROIT SMASH 💥
In a matter of seconds, hero killer changed from skinny murderer into pile of stinky 😰 poo 💩
- thx 🙏 all might, you saved my day!
- no prob bestie 😜 - and remember, good 👍 hero saves everyone 😍
- ok 👌
I began to eat a burger 🍔 when I heard loud
TEXAS SMASH 🥰
HE DESTROYED MY DELICIOUS 🤤 BURGER 🍔!!
- HEY, I was going to eat that 😝
- kys and bye bye 👋
- ok bye and never return 😞
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Note: thx 🙏 guys for love ❤️ and support 🤪
My fanfiction is very amateur, but I hope you like 👍 my crazy 😝 headcannons! See u 👋 tommorow! Bye ✌️
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Love is not always flowers - Mineta x deku original story. ☘️🤪
Hayran KurguMineta, a young hero wannabe, discovers his first true romantic feelings. He realizes that he's in love with his aspiring classmate - Izuku (Deku). Will he be brave enough to face true love? Crazy story, quirky characters And kidnaping 🤫😍☘️
