Ugly sister = Lia the Laptop
Coward = Gilbert
I don't hate the laptop or Gilbert but Colin created this it's just their nicknames
(Colin has added Paige, Tony, Shitnold, Steak father, Fridge mother, Dreamlord, ugly sister, coward)
(Everyone is online)
Ugly sister: COLIN CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW
Colin: NEVER
Ugly sister: Colin I'm not kidding also Gilbert's got a chainsaw so good luck
Colin: OH SHIT HE'S AT MY DOOR
(Colin has changed ugly sister to Lia)
(Colin has changed coward to Gilbert)
Colin: HELP
Tony: gimme a sec
Paige: why do I hear someone yelling "time child" from the other room
Paige: why do I hear the food band screeching from just the word alcohol
Steak father: ALCOHOL MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GAY
Steak father: shit
Fridge mother: you know what you typed
Shitnold: 👁👄👁
Steak father: *gray
Dreamlord: GAYYYYY
Fridge mother: he's right
Shitnold: 👁👄👁
Tony: Ok my cousin just checked on Colin and the last thing I heard from him was screaming
Lia: I GOTTA SEE THIS
Tony: GOTTA GO SAVE MY BOYFRIEND BRB
(Lia and Tony are offline)
Shitnold: 👁👄👁
Steak father: everyone is gay why are you surprised
Shitnold: wait what-
(Tony is online)
Tony: Gilbert threw Colin out the window
(Lia is online)
Lia: IT WAS AWESOME
(Lia is offline)
Paige: did she really-
Dreamlord: Tony does your cousin still got the space alcohol
Tony: LARRY DON'T EVEN
Tony: THE 6TH DIMENSION IS FUCKRGRARGHABV8IGS9
Paige: Tony?!?!
Tony: Sorry he just got taped to the ceiling -Gilbert
(Tony is offline)
Lia: LMAO GRUGHURGHAUV8FOIPW
Paige: LIA THAT ISN'T OK
Steak father: at least he won't constantly be asking for pizza anymore
(Gilbert is online)
(Tony is online)
Tony: I got down bitches
Tony: also steak, the correct word is pizzer
(Tony is offline)
YOU ARE READING
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HumorThis entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit