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Ugly sister = Lia the Laptop

Coward = Gilbert

I don't hate the laptop or Gilbert but Colin created this it's just their nicknames

(Colin has added Paige, Tony, Shitnold, Steak father, Fridge mother, Dreamlord, ugly sister, coward)

(Everyone is online)

Ugly sister: COLIN CHANGE MY NAME RIGHT NOW

Colin: NEVER

Ugly sister: Colin I'm not kidding also Gilbert's got a chainsaw so good luck

Colin: OH SHIT HE'S AT MY DOOR

(Colin has changed ugly sister to Lia)

(Colin has changed coward to Gilbert)

Colin: HELP

Tony: gimme a sec

Paige: why do I hear someone yelling "time child" from the other room

Paige: why do I hear the food band screeching from just the word alcohol

Steak father: ALCOHOL MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GAY

Steak father: shit

Fridge mother: you know what you typed

Shitnold: 👁👄👁

Steak father: *gray

Dreamlord: GAYYYYY

Fridge mother: he's right

Shitnold: 👁👄👁

Tony: Ok my cousin just checked on Colin and the last thing I heard from him was screaming

Lia: I GOTTA SEE THIS

Tony: GOTTA GO SAVE MY BOYFRIEND BRB

(Lia and Tony are offline)

Shitnold: 👁👄👁

Steak father: everyone is gay why are you surprised

Shitnold: wait what-

(Tony is online)

Tony: Gilbert threw Colin out the window

(Lia is online)

Lia: IT WAS AWESOME

(Lia is offline)

Paige: did she really-

Dreamlord: Tony does your cousin still got the space alcohol 

Tony: LARRY DON'T EVEN

Tony: THE 6TH DIMENSION IS FUCKRGRARGHABV8IGS9

Paige: Tony?!?!

Tony: Sorry he just got taped to the ceiling -Gilbert

(Tony is offline)

Lia: LMAO GRUGHURGHAUV8FOIPW

Paige: LIA THAT ISN'T OK

Steak father: at least he won't constantly be asking for pizza anymore

(Gilbert is online)

(Tony is online)

Tony: I got down bitches

Tony: also steak, the correct word is pizzer

(Tony is offline)

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