(Everyone is online)
Fridge mother: GUESS WHO HACKED THEIR PARENTS PHONES
Colin: Sally and Lincoln is that you two-
Steak father: yup!
Shitnold: wait does anyone know where Stanley and Felix are?
Dreamlord: I NEEX MY ALCOHOL
Colin: SALLY AND LINCOLN WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AT OUR PREVIOUS MESSAGES
Steak father: you aren't our dads >:(
Fridge mother: YEAH!
Tony: Colin get ready to be killed by Steak and Fridge
Colin: trust me I already got some weapons and I am on my way to save you
Tony: babe I can take care of myself
Fridge mother: Colin and Tony what the fuck-
Paige: Guys I think I hear Stanley and Felix
Paige: Why in the world is Colin carry Tony bridal style while holding a weapon and hiding in a corner
Colin: Stanley and Felix are gonna fucking kill us
Steak father: what does fuck mean?
(Steak father is offline)
Lia: ok I gotta go see how Stanley kills Colin
(Lia is offline)
Colin: Stanley got his phone from Lincoln and now Stanley's running at me and Tony at full sp
(Colin and Tony are offline)
Fridge mother: DID LINCOLN SEE OUR PREVIOUS CHATS
Gilbert: nah, I was next to him so I convinced him not to
Shitnold: ya'll think he saw my username?
Dreamlord: ye
(Fridge mother is offline)
Shitnold: shit-
Shitnold: GUYS FELIX IS BANGING ON MY DOOR
(Shitnold is offline)
Lia: rest in pieces, piece of shit
Gilbert: 👁👄👁
Dreamlord: LMAO AGUIEHGYEGVFB
Lia: ok what happened
Dreamlord: FELIX JUST SQUISHED SHRIGGY WITH THE DOOR LMFAO
Lia: LMFAO I GOTTA GO SEE THIS
Gilbert: I'm gonna check if he's ok
Paige: I would check if he's ok but he almost brainwashed me and Tony so...he can die for all I care
(Everyone is offline)
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HumorThis entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit