(everyone is online)
Shitnold: is Tony alright?
Angy key: THE FUCKING MOUSE IS GONE
Paige: oh shit-
Steak father: did you at least get to use the cleaver
Angy key: NO I COULDN'T EVEN FIND IT
Tony: ge'-
Gilbert: wut
Colin: he's trying to say "help" but since one of his eyes is still missing he can't type
Lia: he's half blind now what did you think moron
Gilbert: in all defense I have no idea what the fuck happened last time
Dreamlord: scroll up you blind brainless fat globe
Brotherstopbullyingme: why does everyone here either insult others or swear a lot
Shitnold: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
Bullyingmybrother: Unemployed Brendan just don't mind it. stuff like that happens especially when you H A V E A J O B
Brotherstopbullyingme: SHUT UP
Ikillorphans: I'll go get the shovel incase something bad happens
(Ikillorphans is offline)
Tony: sbyy
Colin: he's trying to type "shit"
Paige: wait what the fuck-
Tony: ,8TSE
Colin: he's trying to type "MOUSE"
Fridge mother: OH SHIT IT'S BACK
Trace: what the actual fuck is wrong with this group chat
Lia: E V E R Y T H I N G
Gilbert: E V E R Y T H I N G
Shitnold: E V E R Y T H I N G
Steak father: E V E R Y T H I N G
Fridge mother: E V E R Y T H I N G
Trace: ok then
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Colin: guys I think the mouse is back-
Lia: OH REALLY? YA THINK
Angy key: I'LL GET THE BUTCHERS CLEAVER STANLEY LETS ME BORROW
(Ikillorphans is online)
Ikillorphans: I'LL MAKE SURE THE MOUSE IS DEAD
(Ikillorphans is offline
Trace: This is the dumbest groupchat ever
(Trace has left the groupchat)
Colin: Don't worry Trace-Trace back after I help Steve kill the mouse
Lia: thank you brother
(Everyone is offline)
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DHMIS groupchat
HumorThis entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit