DHMIS groupchat

Hickory Dickory Dock, the mouse ran up the clock

(Tony is online)

Tony: HHHHEEEELLLLLP

(Colin and Paige are online)

Colin: BABE WHAT'S WRONG

Paige: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY MY BEST FRIEND IN TROUBLE

Tony: MOUSE

(Bullyingmybrother is online)

Bullyingmybrother: you're scared of mice

(Lia is online)

Lia: LMAO WHAT-

Colin: Tony told me that as a child his mother told him the rhyme "Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock" and since he's a clock that caused Tony trauma ever since

Bullyingmybrother: ._.

Lia: the fact that you know that entire story just from Tony telling you like a few words in one sentence is oddly concering

Colin: hickory dickory dock

Lia: the mouse ran up the clock

Tony: the mice just bit my co-

Colin: don't be scared, finish the sentance

Tony: I'M NOT KIDDING IT'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO BITE ME

Colin: NOBODY BITES MAH BOYFRIEND BUT MEH

Bullyingmybrother: wait what-

Paige: you'll get used to it

(Ikillorphans is online)

Ikillorphans: Tony istfg if you die to a mouse I'm not planning your funeral

(Steak father is online)

Steak father: IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHY DO I HEAR HIGH PITHCED SCREAMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM

Paige: Tony is scared of mice because of that one rhyme

Steak father:

Steak father: what

Paige: I don't really know how to describe it just scroll up

(Angy key is online)

Angy key: WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS STUPID GROUP CHAT

Paige: scroll up

Angy key: I'll deal with the mouse

Tony: guys the mouse just bit my nose/clock hands off

Paige: don't worry I got extra glue

Angy key: I walk into the living room and the first thing I see is Tony with no nose/clock hands standing on the sofa holding a cross and there's just an evil looking mouse

Bullyingmybrother: please send us a picture of that I honestly wanna see

(Angy key has attached a picture)

(the picture is of Tony standing on the sofa with ink coming from where the middle of his clock hands are supposed to be and he's holding a cross with one hand and doing the middle finger on the other hand an there's a mouse with red eyes covered in ink with Tony's clock hands in his mouth)

Steak father: Steve before you deal with that mouse I'll get you a butchers cleaver

Angy key: thank you, that mouse looks very evil

Steak father: what the fuck was that loud thud

Angy key: Tony just fell off the sofa and now the mouse is attempting to either eat or gouge out his eye

Tony: PLEASE HELP ALREADY

(everyone is offline)