Shitnold , Computer fucker, Dreamlord and Colin are online
Shitnold: hey Tony?
Computer fucker: ISTFG if you woke me up at 2 in in the fucking morning to ask something stupid
Shitnold: oh, I was gonna check the time, you are a cock so I figured you would know
Computer fucker: 1. just look at your phone, and 2. I'm a W H A T
Shitnold: oh dear, I am terribly sorry friend, I meant to say clock
Colin: BOI MY BOYFRIENDS A WHAT NOW?!
Dreamlord: Shitty boi been learning a new type of love
Colin: bro what-
Dreamlord: Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N
Colin: s
Dreamlord: e
Shitnold: no
Dreamlord: fuck you
Computer fucker: what the hell is happening
Colin: nobody fucking knows
Paige is online
Paige: Colin may have already asked but, what the hell is happening
Dreamlord: shitty been banging someone
Shitnold: NO I HAVEN'T. I am a pure 😌
Dreamlord: you been doing the sideways Macarena
Paige: nah, that would only only be if either Shrig or the person dating Shrig is a women
Dreamlord: PAIGE HAS STARTED HELPING WITH THE JOKES MWANZA
Dreamlord: damn autocorrect
Dreamlord: *MWAHAHA
Red mop is online
Red mop: ISTFG YOU GUYS BETTER SHUT UP ROBIN IS TRYING TO SLEEP
Colin: just mute your phone
Red mop: can't, Doi broke the volume last time I let him borrow it
Colin: then just fucking turn your phone off
Red mop: I tried
Colin: anyways you look like a fucking bloody tampon
Red mop: how tf do you even know what those look like
Colin: I am a trans male back when I was female I kinda had to use them
Red mop: wait ya'll have genders?
Paige: demigirl
Computer fucker: male
Dreamlord: I dOn'T dO nOnE oF tHaT mEnTaLlY iLl ShIt /j
Dreamlord: I'mma dude
Shitnold: male
Literally everyone is online
Lia: genderfluid
Steak father: male
Fridge mother: male
Steak father: and Sally is female from what we know, and Lincoln is male
Gilbert: I can see the future and Lincoln will soon be trans MTF
Gilbert: anyways I'm nonbinary
Bullyingmybrother: male
Brotherstopbullyingme: male
Ikillorphans: yes
Electracey: nonbinary
Angy key: male
Robin: wait so do you guys have sexualities to?
Robin: also shit I just noticed the key bitch is on here
Angy key: I will kidnap you in your sleep robin
Angy key is offline
Robin: oh shit
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