Dreamlord: I'm on my way
Dreamlord: I'm on my way
Colin: yOu'Re On YoUr WaY tO eAt OuR sKiN
Dreamlord: how did you guess
Colin: dude everybody knows that, and everybody uses is as a joke
Dreamlord: who said I was /j I am being completely /srs
Pissing my pants: boi what
Dreamlord: I wanna eat someone's skin lmao
My brother is dumb: you better not come for us
Angy key: who else's skin would he eat
My brother is dumb: well there's gotta be someone else who has skin
Angy key: bitch basically everybody is an object or food
Shitnold: I think you're getting someone ☺️
Angy key: oh yeah, I forgot, fucking bitchass annoying and cringe motherfucking god damn piece of shit cultist butterfly cunt that'll never be fucked by any bitches
Shitnold: why, that almost made me cry 😢
Angy key: good
Angy key: I hope you suffer in hell bitch
Shitnold: IF I SUFFER IN HELL THEN I'LL MEET YOU THERE
Angy key: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO BITCH?!
Shitnold: FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE COWARD
Angy key and Shitnold
Lia: oh shitty titty Shriggussy's about to go deadiddy
Computer fucker: is you high?
Gilbert: she is
Dreamlord: YES JOIN ME LIA, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL SMOKE ALL THE COCAINE AND CONSUME ALL THE COCAINE ON EARTH
Red mop: how the fuck do you eat cocaine
Dreamlord: you say that as if you've actually had cocaine
Red mop: who's to say I haven't
Dreamlord: bitch wut
Red mop: YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS COCAINE FOR BREAKFAST
Bullyingmybrother: how the fuck did this conversation go from Larry on his way to eat our skin to fucking drugs
Brotherstopbullyingme: I don't fucking know but I already have popcorn
Steak father: POPCORN MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GRAY
Brotherstopbullyingme: stfu Stanley
Steak father: no u
Brotherstopbullyingme: bitch you're a raw steak that motherfucking Gordon Ramsey would burn alive
Steak father: and you're just some godamn unemployed Briefcase, you're called Unemployed Brendan not Employed Brendan for a reason
Steak father: your singing is even worse then Larry when he chugs a shit ton of bear with Tony and Steve
Bullyingmybrother: NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY BROTHER EXCEPT ME
Bullyingmybrother is offline to beat Steak's ass
Steak father: oh shit
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HumorThis entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit