Memelord: I've come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his fucking hedgehog fucking quily duck out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his duck was t h i s b i g and I said "ThAt'S dIsGuStInG" so I'm making a callout on the twitter.com Shadow the hedgehog you're a small duck it's the size of this walnut but way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like *egg death machine and yes I know that's not what it's called but egg* that's right baby it looks like two balls and a bong he fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth that's right this is what you get my SUPER LASER PISS but I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on the MOOOON how do you like that OBAMA I pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllletss hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you two
Stupid sister: "you're a small duck" 💀
Pathetic: lmao I didn't even notice that-
Bullyingmybrother: wait, you're cheating on Tony?
Memelord: it's a meme, Buttman
Bullyingmybrother: I don't get it
Memelord: IT'S FROM A FUCKING SONIC FANDUB
Bullyingmybrother: o
Dreamlord: fuck you pussys
Angy key: fuck you to duckhead
Angy key: *dickhead
Angry key: fuck you autocorrect
Angy key: why did my name just fucking change
Dreamlord: damn autocorrect is so much of a whore it even autocorrected yuo'er name 💀
Stupid sister: A GAY SONG JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MAH SPOTIFY MWAHAHAHHA 🏳️🌈
Best gay cousin: our family is full of homosexuals
Material gurl: wut da song I want gay
Stupid sister: I kissed a girl
Green is not a creative color: ah, I see you to are a fellow lesbian
Stupid sister: that's the name of the song 💀
Green is not a creative color: oh 💀
Stupid sister: I am a homo tho
Ikillorphans: I just realized I been dead silent the whole ass time-
Yooniverse: pun intended?
Memelord: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!
Yooniverse: I traveled outside where our planet lives
Globe with a chainsaw: the moon?
Yooniverse: adios
Yooniverse is offline
Dreamlord: I bully children on the internet
Memelord: same
Clock motherfucker: same
Steak father: same
Angy key: same
Ikillorphans: same
Ikillorphans: WAIT I MEAN-
Red mop: wait what-
Ikillorphans: duck
Ikillorphans is offline
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