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Memelord: I've come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his fucking hedgehog fucking quily duck out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his duck was t h i s b i g and I said "ThAt'S dIsGuStInG" so I'm making a callout on the twitter.com Shadow the hedgehog you're a small duck it's the size of this walnut but way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like *egg death machine and yes I know that's not what it's called but egg* that's right baby it looks like two balls and a bong he fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth that's right this is what you get my SUPER LASER PISS but I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on the MOOOON how do you like that OBAMA I pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllletss hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you two

Stupid sister: "you're a small duck" 💀

Pathetic: lmao I didn't even notice that-

Bullyingmybrother: wait, you're cheating on Tony?

Memelord: it's a meme, Buttman

Bullyingmybrother: I don't get it

Memelord: IT'S FROM A FUCKING SONIC FANDUB

Bullyingmybrother: o

Dreamlord: fuck you pussys

Angy key: fuck you to duckhead

Angy key: *dickhead

Angry key: fuck you autocorrect

Angy key: why did my name just fucking change

Dreamlord: damn autocorrect is so much of a whore it even autocorrected yuo'er name 💀

Stupid sister: A GAY SONG JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MAH SPOTIFY MWAHAHAHHA 🏳️‍🌈

Best gay cousin: our family is full of homosexuals

Material gurl: wut da song I want gay

Stupid sister: I kissed a girl

Green is not a creative color: ah, I see you to are a fellow lesbian

Stupid sister: that's the name of the song 💀

Green is not a creative color: oh 💀

Stupid sister: I am a homo tho

Ikillorphans: I just realized I been dead silent the whole ass time-

Yooniverse: pun intended?

Memelord: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!

Yooniverse: I traveled outside where our planet lives

Globe with a chainsaw: the moon?

Yooniverse: adios

Yooniverse is offline

Dreamlord: I bully children on the internet

Memelord: same

Clock motherfucker: same

Steak father: same

Angy key: same

Ikillorphans: same

Ikillorphans: WAIT I MEAN-

Red mop: wait what-

Ikillorphans: duck

Ikillorphans is offline












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