DHMIS groupchat

Guess who hacked the system

Everyone is online

Paige: hi everyone!

Paige: hey Tony, you I heard you yelling at your phone last night, are you ok?

Angy key: you'll see why he's mad once you see his name

Paige: ?

Dreamlord: COLIN GO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIENDS PHONE

Colin: Tony if I can steal you phone don't say anything

Computer fucker: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Computer fucker: shit

Computer fucker is offline

Shitnold: does that mean what I think it does?

Colin: yup

Dreamlord: filth mind mutherfucker

Gilbert: ?

Bullyingmybrother: you don't wanna know

Ikillorphans: if you guys don't mind I'm just gonna go commit die now

Brotherstopbullyingme: NO

Ikillorphans: y e s

Brotherstopbullyingme: >:(

Ikillorphans: fine

Ikillorphans is offline

Brotherstopbullyingme is offline

Lia: I knew Tony has been fucking my brother but what the fuck was up with that name-

Fridge mother:  imma go get popcorn just in case a fight starts brb

Fridge mother is offline

Bin: I am so confused right now-

Paige: Tony and Colin are dating and sometimes make fucking jokes, Harry and Robin are dating, married, and have a crush on each other all at the same time somehow, Stanley and Felix are married and have two children at the moment, and the rest of us are so fucking done with all their shit

Bin: wut-

Paige: basically, the household is full of gay people it's just that there's only 3 couples

Shitnold: there is another

Dreamlord: wait what-

Shitnold: you remember that guy named Andy? I kinda ship him and Robin

Dreamlord: they ain't fucking dating you idiot sandwhich

Red mop is online

Red mop: ROBIN IS MINE AND MINE ONLY

Stanley: how tf did you get one here

Red mop: ✨m a g i c✨

Lia: you used hacks didn't you?

Red mop: yup

Lia: e p i c

Angy key: welcome to hell you red bitch

Red mop: fuck you to :)

Red mop: now stop trying to hypnotize mah boyfriend

Angy key: no

Red mop: yes

Angy key: no

Red mop: yes

Angy key: no

Red mop: I could do this all day

Angy key: yeah you probably could

Red mop: wtf is that supposed to mean

Angy key: you had enough time to run for 5 hours to find the mayor

Red mop: and you had enough time to try and take over the city

Computer fucker is online

Computer fucker: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY THE WORD TIME

Trace: get me off this groupchat-

Colin: NEVER >:)

Trace: B I N S A V E M E

Bin: I'M SORRY :(