note: random ass headcanon that the key's favorite game would be Uno just so that he could make people pissed off (and also bought a n-word pass from the black market)
this is for the Dreambug/Larry x Shrignold shippers (I hate shipping Larry with basically anyone but I've seen this ship a lot)
Angy key is online
Angy key: anyone down for a game of Uno?
Bullyingmybrother: no fuck off
Red mop: shut the fuck up Steve
Memelord: no fuck you Steven
Angy key: yo buttfly you consider everyone a friend even though all of us hate you, wanna play Uno?
Shitnold: trust me friend I would but Larry is drunk and I'm taking care of him
Clock motherfucker: I just walked into Larry's room and he's on your back while you're just pacing around the room
Shitnold: you saw nothing
Memelord: HOMOSEXUAL SHRIGNOLD CONFIRMED [NOT CLICKBAIT!1!1!] [REAL!1!1!1!1!] [100% FAX] [GONE SEXUAL]
Trace: I'm finna kill you for saying that
Memelord: can't kill me if I burn the house down
Several people are typing...
Steak father: 😀😄😀 what
Red mop: I just woke up wtf is happening
Clock motherfucker: at least let me get off the damn wall before committing arson
Trace: THAT'S IT
Trace is offline
Memelord: oh fuck
Angy key: see you in hell shitfuckbitchhellniggaasshole
Clock motherfucker: I had a stroke trying to read that
Shitnold: did you just say a slur?
Angy key: yes I did fag
Shitnold: I'M NOT GAY
Clock motherfucker: I'm in your room and you and Larry are cuddling what do you mean you're "Not gay"
Shitnold: we're wearing socks
Memelord: aight seems legit
Everyone is offline
4:20am
Dreamlord: Shriggy?
Shitnold: yes?
Dreamlord: wat happened while I was runk?
Dreamlord: *drunk
Shitnold: read the chat
Dreamlord: we no longer speak of this
Shitnold: agreed
YOU ARE READING
DHMIS groupchat
HumorThis entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit
