Sonic the Hedgehod 2 (2022) x Male Reader

Robotnik Escape

[The film opens up with the Paramount Pictures logo, with Rings being in the place of the stars flying across the ocean and forming the iconic arch over the mountain. The SEGA logo then appears, showing multiple games made by the company, and the Original Film logo is presented on a blue background in metallic red text before fading out to black and fading into a new scene.]

[Scene: Mushroom Planet, dawn.]

[The scene opens with a space view of the Mushroom Planet. A large title card is then shown, which says "THE MUSHROOM PLANET." The scene then shows a view of the mushroom planet, after which it shows a mushroom rising up to another mushroom, as a title reads "PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents", causing it to tip what appears to be a small rock over. The small rock then bumps into a small mushroom which rolls into another mushroom, which rolls into another mushroom, which bumps into a round rock when another titles reads, "in association with SEGA SAMMY GROUP". The rock then bumps into a line of four rocks which one by one fall into a gear made out of mushroom which after turning makes a round bucket tip releasing water from inside. The water then pours into the bottom of another mushroom tied to a rope making it lower and hit the ground as a third title reads "an ORIGINAL FILM production". The water picks up a tiny mushroom which floats downhill into a spoon like contraption made out of mushroom which turns and drops it into another as another title reads "a MARZA ANIMATION PLANET/ BLUR STUDIO production". The spoon like contraption drops with the other end rising and bumping into a line of mushrooms that grow in size until the largest lands on a blower like plant which blows at a large round rock. The rock then rolls and bumps into a cable car like contraption which reveals to be holding something inside. The rock rolls into the background as the cable car contraption is taken downward revealing a cart made out of mushroom. The cable car contraption bumps into a platform shaped rock and opens to allow the cart to roll out revealing small Sonic and Y/N-like figures in front of it as we see the rock roll in the background. The cart rolls forward as it runs into a column of sticks which fall down making mushroom cups to drop berry-like fruit into the cart. The cart then bumps into a rock tossing the figures and fruit out and into a juicer like contraption with thorns in it as the rock drops on it crushing the content revealing a classic Eggman Empire logo painted on it. The content then is then turned into liquid and pours into a cup which is picked up by Dr. Robotnik ]

Robotnik: Doctor's log. It is day 243 in this, portabello purgatory.

[Robotnik is shown sitting on a chair in front of his Eggpod, looking at his environment. He then looks down as he holds up Sonic and Y/N's quill and proceeds to stir his drink with them.]

Robotnik: My only companion is a rock I named "Stone."

[Robotnik looks to the rock. He then looks away, tapping the quills to his cup to dry them off.]

Robotnik: The question is, for whom am I narrating this?

[Robotnik sticks his tongue out and puts it to the quills, causing them to electrocute him. The scene changes to Robotnik pulling parts out of the engine of his Eggpod.]

Robotnik: It seems I have become a feature player in the theater of the absurd. Marooned in deep space by that wretched blue rodent and his annoying black brother. But it is all good thanks to a breathable atmosphere and my supreme intellect, sharpened against the only competitor savvy enough to br-r-r-r-ring it.

[The scene changes to Robotnik playing chess with mushrooms as the pieces. He takes a mushroom and places it forward.]

Robotnik: Chanterelle to D4.

[The screen changes to reveal a rock mirror, revealing that Robotnik is playing against himself.]

Robotnik: Hmm?