Daryl: i don't do relationships or any of that love stuff.
y/n: *exists*
Daryl: fuck
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carol: so... you're in love?
Daryl: no.
y/n: *enters the room*
carol: are you smiling?
Daryl: no.
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Y/N: That's not funny
Daryl: I thought it was funny
Y/N: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a meme you saw on Facebook
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Y/N: It's been 15 minutes and he still hasn't texted me back, I wonder if he's okay?
Daryl: [trying to spell gorgeous]
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Y/N: Daryl and I don't use pet names.
Carol: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Y/N: Honey?
Daryl: Yes, dear?
Y/N:
Carol: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Carol: So Y/n, how was hunting with Negan?
y/n: Not good. he pushed me
Carol: Did you push him back?
y/n: No, he is bigger than me
Carol: Okay. Daryl?
Daryl, cracking his knuckles: On it
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y/n: i spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Daryl: is it Negan?
y/n: it's always Negan.
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Daryl: I'm the kind of guy who likes to think things through
Y/N: Since when? Yesterday, I saw you eating a marshmallow while it was still on fire
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y/n: hey, here's your coffee
Daryl: thanks, can i have a little spoon?
y/n, embracing Daryl from behind: of course!
Daryl, on the verge of tears: okay
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Daryl: So, Y/N kissed me
Rick: And you kissed her back?
Daryl: No, I kissed her mouth
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Daryl: What did you do?
Y/N: Okay I'll tell you. But you have to promise not to be mad.
Daryl: What. Did. You. Do
Y/N: Well I was minding my own business-
Daryl, slamming his hands on the table: BULLSHIT
Y/N, crying: I WAS
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You: C'mon, let's just walk.
Daryl, trying to jumpstart the car you found: M'gettin' it.
You: Could be gettin' something else, darlin'.
Daryl:
Daryl: Git in the car.
You: Did you get it—
Daryl: No.
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Y/N : I am in charge of this disaster!
Daryl : I have a name, you know
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Rick: Hey, are you awake?
Daryl: Why?
Rick: I can't sleep
Daryl:
Daryl: Well I can. Goodnight
Daryl: *snuggled further into y/n*
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rick: sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren't actually scary.
y/n: yeah i totally agree. like when i climbed a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to get struck by lightning. i didn't even get hurt and now, i'm not even scared of god anymore.
rick: that's- that's not what i-
Daryl: YA DID WHAT?!
