Y/N: Would you still love me if I was a worm
Daryl: Uhhhhh
Glenn: *holding up a card that says "yes"*
Daryl: Yes
Y/N: *immediately hugs Daryl smiling*
Rick: *gives him a thumbs up*
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Y/N: I would like for you to meet my parents
Daryl: Okay I'm not very—-*remembers* wait a minute
Y/N: yeah
Daryl: Are you implying you're gonna kill me?
Y/N: Yes
Daryl: See when I asked earlier if you were still mad why didn't you just say the truth
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Y/N: Yo, is Negan sleeping or dead?
Daryl: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Rick: Yeah, so did I.
Negan: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Y/N: Daryl, I think that's against the law
Dayl, stealing all the free samples: the law is rick, and were ricks friends. therefore, we are the law
Y/n, on the breach of killing everyone and also wanting to fuck him: FUCK YOU
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Daryl: so, we've been stuck in this room for like three days, and we're running out of ideas to keep us entertained
y/n: sanity is a long forgotten memory, i haven't felt emotion in 12 years, i'm on the brink of animorphing-
carl, opening the door, which was unlocked the whole time: yall good?
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Daryl: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Y/N: Mind your language!
Daryl: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Y/N:
Daryl: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Y/N: You fuckers don't even know about my knife stick
Y/N: It's a knife. Taped to a stick. Knife stick
Daryl:
Daryl: Spear
Y/N: Blocked
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Daryl: hey y/n have you seen- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
y/n, covered in walker guts: there was an incident with a milk frother and a lot of silly string, and no i will not elaborate
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rick: were you just with y/n?
Daryl: what? nah, of course not.
rick: ...their lipstick's on your mouth.
Daryl: we just happen to wear the same shade.
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You: *tells a stupid joke*
Daryl:
Daryl, shoving you: Dumbass.
You, calling after him: Saw the smile, darlin'.
Daryl: Quit botherin' me.
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Daryl : You know, your face isn't too bad
Y/N : What?
Daryl : And you're not hard to tolerate
Y/N : Daryl what the—
Daryl : I lik.. e.. you.
Rick, patting Daryl's back : Keep trying, you'll get there
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y/n, drunk: Daryl has the most beautiful lips. I wanna kiss it so bad
Daryl:
y/n: BUT this will be our secret okay? no one must know about this ESPECIALLY Daryl.
Daryl: [ nods ]
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Daryl: I'll have you know that I have excellent concentration skills.
Y/N: *smiles at him*
Daryl: Sorry, what was I talking about?
