Judith: *smacks Daryl with a stick*
Daryl: Enough
RJ: *smacks Daryl with a stick*
Daryl: Where did you come from?!
Hershel Jr: *coming toward them with a stick*
Daryl: Y/N STOP GIVING THE KIDS STICKS
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Y/N: *wakes before alarm and ends up staring at the ceiling for the remaining tims*
Daryl: *wakes up naturally leaning over to kiss his partner only to jerk back* what the fuck
Y/N: Too intense?
Daryl: How long have you been up? And have yea blinked?!
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Daryl: You look like you're in pain
Y/N: They're making me wear heels
Daryl: Take'em off and here *starts removing his boots*
-Later at the Commonwealth event-
Carol: Y/N looks happy
Daryl: Mhm
Carol: Honey you want some bandaids for your blisters?
Daryl: *glares at Carol given the fact that he's struggling to wear their heels*
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Y/N: I'm running on 2% and whatever Daryl made this morning. I'm ready to fight anybody
Negan: *slowly walks away to avoid catching hands*
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Rick: I hate yea
Daryl: Why
Rick: Y/N taught Judith how to fight
Daryl: Only a matter of—-
Rick: With a tree branch
Daryl: *holding in his laugh*
Judith: *suddenly wacks Daryl in the legs with a tree branch*
Daryl: HEY NO!
Y/N: She's still getting the hang of it
Rick: Sure. Hitting everybody is gettin' the hang of it
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Y/N: Happy Thanksgiving!
Judith: What's thanksgiving?
Y/N: It's a holiday where you celebrate what you're thankful for
Daryl: Except we're eating possum instead of turkey
Judith: What's a turkey?
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Y/N: Comfy?
Daryl: *laying in the coffin* I guess. A bed is a bed
Y/N: Yeah but this one shuts
Daryl: I know—-*gets the casket closed on him* I SWEAR TO FUCKING
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Daryl: Yknow what. You're gonna bite me. I'm gonna bite the fuck back
Y/N: And you think I won't like it?
Daryl: I—*grows flustered* goddamn it woman!
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Y/N: *sees Daryl bringing home a dog*
Daryl: this is Dog
Y/N: ...As a pet?
Daryl: Yeah
Y/N: Does he know what you've done?
Daryl: I'll hurt yea if he understands what you're talking about
Y/N: So. We're all gonna pretend that this man ate dogs before and now he's a proud dog dad
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Y/N: Aww you love me?
Daryl: *blushing*
Merle: Damn got him by the balls!
Y/N: WHO WAS TALKING TO YOU
Merle: *shuts up*
Y/N: THATS RIGHT
Daryl: Fuckin' love yea even more now
