Michonne: what were you doing last night?
Y/n: Todo list
Daryl: I'm Todo list now?
Y/n: shut up
Daryl: i'm pretty sure i was saying that last night
Michonne: I don't want to hear this
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Judith: how do people kiss?? It's so disgusting
*a week later*
Daryl and y/n: *kissing*
Judith: So cute, Happy Uncle Daryl
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Lydia: so Daryl, who's the lucky lady?
Daryl: no
Lydia: come on, your all happy. I won't tell anyone
Daryl: no
Y/n: *walking upstairs*
Daryl: *on his knees for her while cherishing the ground she just walked on*
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Y/n: love is just so pre apocalypse
Maggie: what about Daryl?
Y/n: Daryl and I aren't in love. I would return him but we no longer have birth certificates and we never got a marriage one
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Carol and Judith:*watching Daryl terribly flirting with y/n*
Y/n: yes Daryl, i will go on a date with you*walks away*
Daryl: *smiling and confused at how he got the date while stuttering every word*
Carol and Judith:*running after y/n to ask questions* —————————————
Daryl:*putting a knife against her neck*
y/n: are you flirting with me?
Daryl: shut up, hot stuff
Rick and Michonne: *screaming while bleaching their ears and eyes*
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Y/n: *putting Daryl in his place* never, NEVER TRY AND TAKE MY COOKIES EVER AGAIN, AM I CLEAR?
Daryl:*panicked but in awe* o-okay, yes mam.
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