My Lover (ElasticDroid X FemOC)

|| High as a Bird ||

It's now about 10 O'clock and I decide I want to go for a little walk because after thinking about Charlie I literally want to shoot myself in the head. At the start of me and Charlies relationship, me and him were hanging out with a few of Charlies friends at a party and since they were fucking 33, they were smoking some weed. And it was fucking Charlie so as embarrassed as I am to say it, he peer pressured me into having some and I got a little addicted.

I started smoking joints with Charlie about every other day. Then it turned into every night. Then every night and once a day. And lastly every time I saw Charlie we were smoking a joint somewhere. We broke up after that and I just went back to vaping, but after thinking about Charlie i need some weed right now. So I walk to the nearest place that sells cannabis and just got a little weed pen. I started walking back to my place and just took a little puff every now and then since I walked a lot slower than when I walked to the store.

I was back at my house and of course I was higher than a motherfucking bird. What I was literally doing was staring at a blank TV screen and laughing every now and then. I can't tell if it was because i'm depressed and losing my mind, or if i'm just straight up crazy. I get a call at about 11:30 and its from none other than, "Droid, the cutie". I know hes the only Droid I know but it's fine. Maybe hes a little cute but we dont talk about that. When I see his call request coming in a little bit of sobriety hits me.

"Oh shit he cant see me like this!" I think aloud and run to a mirror to see if my eyes are red and of course they are. I dont want droid to be worried so I decide to answer the call and just keep it off my face.

"Heyy Stevie" Droid says rather happily

"Hey Droid" I say

"Why are you showing your face, I wanna be blessed by an angel again" he says as I blush really hard

"I just dont feel like it" I say

"You're definitely drunk or high right now and just dont want me or your brother to know that you drink or smoke" Droid amazingly guesses

"What the fuck?" I say

"No no no it's fine I'm not judging I'm currently fucking hammered" he says as he hold up a half empty bottle of vodka

"Ok fine I guess it's not a big deal" I say as I pull the camera up to my face

"Oh yeah you're high out of your mind. I can tell from your eyes" he says

"Yeah I know, just dont tell Chris pleasee droid" I say

"Dont worry I wont. Also do you know my real name?" He asks

"You know what I dont" I say

"Try to guess" he says

"Steve" I say thinking it would be funny if our names were Stevie and Steve

"Nope" he says

"Bartholomew?"

"What the fuck not even close" he says laughing

"Its jaime" he says

"OHHH MAKES SENSE. YOU LOOK LIKE A JAIME" I yell

"Wanna play some high and drunk warzone" he asks

"Absolutely" I say

"Are we streaming it?" I ask while running up my stairs

"Nah I streamed yesterday. You can if you want though" he says

"Nah I'm not really feeling like streaming tonight considering...you know" I say as he laughs

We get on and just play some battle royal duos while were still on facetime. We get into a match and immediatly land at airport and me and Jaime get a few guns then get ambushed by two duos who were teaming. I wipe one team but Jaime kills one person, then dies. I try to kill the last person off of the teamers but they kill me. Jaime wins the gulag but i die a painful death by getting executed.

(That has happened to the author-)

Jaime lands back at airport and gets killed by the same fucking guy. We play a few more rounds and win two of them, then I rage quit because I got executed right when I landed from the gulag.

"Alright Jaime I'm done for tonight because I'm super fucking tired and I'm just gonna sleep off the rest of this high." I say

"Okay makes sense. Have a goodnights sleep and don't dream about me too much" he says.

A wave of pure confidence strikes me and I say...

"Don't jerk off to me too much" I say and shoot him a wink as he goes red and just sits there in awkward silence then he says goodnight and ends the call.

"Fuck...what did I do?" I think to myself. I decide to text Max (Pezzy) since they live together and ask him for advice.

You know the drill,

Bold-Max

I FOUND OUT WHAT THEY ARE AND ITALICS-STEVIE

MAX HELP

Wtf what did you do

Okay, so I may be high out of my mind and I was playing drunk and high Warzone with Jaime since hes drunk and I'm high and we just finished and he said, have a goodnights sleep and don't dream about me too much AND MY DUMBASS DECIDED TO SAY, DONT JERK OFF TO ME TOO MUCH, AND HE JUST WENT RED AND THEN THERE WAS JUST AWKWARD SILENCE FOR A MINUTE THEN HE ENDED THE CALL!!!!!

Jesus ok so first of all, STEVIE WTF YOU SMOKE?!?!, and second of all, you prob just made him horny or smth. That kind of shit doesn't make him uncomfortable, just makes him awkward bc he says that kind of shit then when someone says it back he gets flustered. Also that wasn't awkward silence it was sexual tension dumbass

yeahhhhhh I'm so sure that it was sexual tension and making him horny over that isn't any better

It was and i guess not, but do you want me to prove hes okay by going on call with you then talking to him about him without him knowing?

yes ofc

ok

*incoming call from "Maxy Pad"*

"Hey so mute yourself because I'm about to go into his room" Max says as I mute myself and he puts his phone in his pocket and knocks on Jaime's door.

"Hey, come in!" Jaime says as Max walks in

"Hey, so what do you think of Stevie?" Max says

"Oh my god I literally love her so much. Shes so beautiful, funny, nice but mean at the same time, and she said something a little bit ago and it made me go motherfucking feral" Jaime says

"What did she say and what happened?" Max asks

"Ok so we played Warzone for a bit and then she said she was going to bed and I said dont dream about me too much and then she said dont jerk off to me too much and i just went red and ngl, i got a little bricked up. Max im pretty sure im in love with her.." Jaime says

"What?" I exclaim as i realize im not muted....

To Be Continued....

OK YALL IM SORRY I LEFT FOR A FEW DAYS BUT I HAVE SCHOOLLL IM SORRY.

1193 words and tysm for getting this book #2 in the tag "soup" but also wtf? ILYSMM