Steven: *watches Home Alone*
Linny: Please, our brother's home alone!
French Lady: *speaking French*
Meg: Will you just give us the phone?
Steven: Can't believe everyone left Kevin all by himself! *shakes his head*
Santa Claus: *materializes out of nowhere*
Steven: Ahh!
Santa Claus: *jolly voice* Hello, Steven!
Steven: Santa Claus?! How can that be? *eyes open wide*
Santa Claus: I been watching you! Apparently, you want Alexa!
Steven: Yes!!!
Santa Claus: You have a lot to learn about Christmas, son! Have you shown any love towards anyone?
Steven: *lies* Yes I have!
Santa Claus: I may be make believe, but I'm not an idiot! I seen you being rude and racist! Unless you change your ways, you will not get Alexa!
Steven: Get lost! You're just a figment of my imagination!
Santa Claus: Remember what I said! And, you may just get what you want come Christmas morning! Leave me some milk and cookies, yeah? *vanishes*
Steven: Pfft! I must be dreaming again! Santa isn't real!
This story was written on Wednesday, December 7th, 2022. (National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day)
A/N Jolly Old Saint Nick paid Steven a visit! He better change his ways, or he's in for a rough Christmas! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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