The Winter Wonderland Of Fictional Snowy Tales
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    The Winter Wonderland Of Fictional Snowy Tales

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    Ho ho ho! Here is my last short story collection of 2022! Get lost this holiday season into the fictional realm, where dead alligators, women in thigh high boots, and all kinds of Christmas filled adventures await! Sit by the Christmas tree, and cel...

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    Melissa Is Too Old To Be Sitting On Santa's Lap

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    Westfarms Mall
    West Hartford, Connecticut
    Santa Claus: Packed place, today! All these kids!
    Melissa Hoon: *sits on Santa's lap*
    Santa Claus: Aren't you too old to be on my lap?
    Melissa Hoon: I want some new clothes, a new basketball, and some lipstick!
    Santa Claus: Uh, sure! Get off my lap! You're too heavy! 
    Mall Security: *takes Melissa out of the mall*
    Melissa Hoon: I was just playing! *being taken out of the mall*






    This story was written on Monday, December 5th, 2022.
    A/N Melissa, you're 50 years old! You're not a kid anymore! Get off Santa's lap! 😆😆😆 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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