Money Honey! // PAYDAY 2 X READER HEADCANONS + ONESHOTS

📂/❤️ First meeting - FBI UNITS

You are a medic that has just been recruited. How do the units first meet you? How do they greet you?

SWAT Shield
- Saw you walking to the Medbay to get your armor
- 'Oh my god is that a good looking person'
- He didn't say much, simply waving as you walked by
- When you waved back his heart nearly jumped out of his chest
- He did his best to get away as quickly as possible just to make sure that you didn't see his beet-red face
- Made sure to take note to wear his armor when attempting to talk to you

Taser
- Saw you trying to get a drink from the vending machine he was about to raid
- "Psh, you actually pay for that shit? Here, lemme show you how it's done!"
- He kicked the glass of the vending machine and shattered it, then grabbing an energy drink
- He wiped the glass off of it and handed it to you
- "There! No money needed!"
- He proceeded to get ten energy drinks of his own and ran off
- ...
- You didn't get the drink you wanted

Dozer
- Dozer was working out in the gym when he saw you walk in
- Mind you, he had nothing but pants on and a towel draped around his neck
- He didn't really mind that you walked in, thinking that you were just there to work out too
- However, you were just standing and staring for a hot minute. Whether it be out of fear or because you were flustered is up to you
- That's when the Dozer finally acknowledged your staring
- "So are you gonna stand there and admire my muscles or come join me so you can get some yourself?"
- Now flustered due to embarrassment, you apologized and dismissed yourself, leaving the Dozer to his business
- He simply just chuckled at your behavior before going back to lifting weights

Cloaker
- This fucker climbed through the vents above the Medic Wing and landed right behind you
- You nearly shit your pants as you turned around and saw this crazy ass motherfucker standing in front of you
- He was eyeing you up and down before nodding and muttering 'nice'
- He then proceeded to leave rather quickly, almost like he knew that he wasn't supposed to be there
- You made sure to reinforce the vent in your room

Medic
- He was the first one to meet you out of all the units, which is obvious considering you're a medic too
- He was very kind and rather gentlemanly, making sure that you were nice and comfortable at base and checking up on you every now and then to make sure you were okay
- He also helped you reinforce your vent cover after you told him about the Cloaker encounter
- You didn't see him for a good bit but then stumbled upon him whacking the shit out of the aforementioned Cloaker
- You didn't say anything about it and just calmly walked away, taking mental note not to agitate a Medic

Sniper
- He was just chilling at the shooting range, practicing his sharpshooting and what not
- He didn't pay mind to you when you walked in until you started to take a look at the few guns that were hung on the wall
- He glanced at you for a moment before you grabbed a pistol off the wall, snatched a noise cancelling headset, and then took your aim at the paper targets
- He was about to go back to shooting, but then he heard your shots rang and when he looked over, he was amazed when he saw that you managed to get a bullseye with every shot
- He was gonna say something, but you were quick to shrug off the aced shots like it was nothing, putting the gun and headset back before heading off
- God damn you were good at shooting