♨️/❤️ You're flirtatious - BAIN, JACKET, HOUSTON

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MY TIME HAS COME-

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MY TIME HAS COME-

apologies for the fucking radio silence on writing and shit , i've been caught up in other stuff to the point where i forget to write more content LMAO


Houston
- It'd take him a minute to figure out what you were implying, but istg once he does he is a MESS
- Houston would be fixing up the van and you'd pass by and say "Nice pants. Can I see what's in em?"
- He would nearly hit his head on the fucking vehicle as he rolls himself out to look at you but you'd be gone lol
- Sydney would bring it up too and go "I think you might wanna fix that problem down there mate."
- If you two are dating, he'll stop what he's doing and he'll look for you
- Prepare for one hell of a make out session
- If you two aren't dating, he'll just go back to work and do his damndest not to get distracted by your remarks
- If you're physical with your flirting then oh my god someone please save this man
- He would just freeze up and have no clue how to respond, regardless of whether or not you're dating him
- Houston would be just as flustered during heists, loud or stealth.
- Dating or not, he'll try to dismiss your flirting to focus on the heist, but he would ultimately fail
- istg this bottom ass mf
- If you two are dating, stealth heists would usually end with you having to haul a very flustered Houston back to the van because whoopsies make out session
- He does his best to deny that he likes your flirting, but at some point he just gives up lol

Jacket
- At first he was very confused like- what the fuck did any of it mean autism moment /j
- Eventually Sokol slapped the shit outta him to get him to realize that you were flirting with him
- Now whenever you make your remarks, he just goes red as he remembers what it means
- He'll be flustered regardless of whether or not you two are dating
- And if you're physical?
- I hope you like cleaning melted Jacket off the floor
- If you two are dating, he'll eventually try to flirt physically as well [if you're comfortable with it of course]
- He'd sneak up behind you and wrap his arms around your waist before nuzzling his face into your neck and leave kisses on it just to make you all flustered 😳
- And that's just one of the things he'll do
- Now if you two aren't dating, he'll be a tsundere ass bitch and counter your flirting with empty threats or the middle finger as he attempts to hide his flustered face
- During heists, Jacket will try to focus less on the flirting and more on the job at hand, especially if you two are going loud
- Whether or not you two are dating, if you chuck a flirty remark at him, he'll dismiss it and try to get you to focus on what needs to be done
- "You're a pretty hard hitter~ I wonder how hard you'll be in-"
- "Please pay attention."
- Stealth heists are a different story though
- He'll react just as he would if you were flirting with him outside of a heist, and while he does attempt to redirect you to the mission, he doesn't make a true effort to focus back on it
- He'll especially be flustered if you two are in a cramped or in a blind spot for the guards
- If you two are dating...
Good luck.

Bain
- This mf
- Regardless of whether or not you're dating him, he'll 100% flirt back
- Usually your flirting would happen during heists since it's one of the many times that you can actually speak to him
- If you two are dating and he allows you to visit him quarters, the flirting would go on for HOURS
- It would either end in a steamy make out session or a tickle fight. There is no inbetween and you can't change my mind
- During heists, you would often slip your flirting in when he's asking you to do or retrieve something
- "Guys, the thermal drill, go get it-"
- "I've got somethin' you can use your thermal drill on right here hehehe-"
- Hoxton in the background just like "GET A ROOM YOU FUCKIN TWATS"
- During stealth heists, you two would be flirting with each other non-stop
- Like- Bain can't say anything without you having a good comeback
- If you're alone on the heist, he'll eventually let himself loose on you, regardless of whether or not you're dating, and pull the deep rumbly voice card 😳😳
- "[H/N], I swear to God, I will personally go down there and tear you apart if you don't get your ass back on track...unless...that's what you want me to do~?"
- Regardless of whether or not you comply or challenge him, he'll manage to get you back on task
- Mostly because there were guards starting to close in on your hiding spot but still
- If you two are dating and you manage to get out of the heist alive,
Expect a visit from Bain sometime soon

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