I LOVE THIS ??? GRAHHH SOFT PASTELS AND CUTE CLOTHING IQHESFUJHWV
i've always wanted to present fem like this but then people would thing i'm not a he/they so it's pretty difficult lol
also , first time writing with jimmy and houston ! so this is gonne be a bit tough but i can sure as hell do my best !i'm also gonna add the bonus of the reader being small because fuck you /lh
no i'm not projecting stfui would also like to note that some of these are a bit rushed because oh my god this took WAY too long to complete
[ IWillStealYourToes ]Dallas
- If you don't bring this man happiness, then I don't know who does
- You're just so small and happy like oh my god why are you such a bean-
- And the things you dress in are just adorable too like wtf
- Dallas will go through hell and back to make sure that nobody hurts his precious bean
- If you're actually vicious and tough during heists then he'll actually be terrified
- Like- no matter how many heists he's been on with you, it always catches him off guard when you pull out a fucking flamethrower and torch anyone who gets in your way [including civilians if you're that careless] while rocking some Mary Janes and a cute pink skirt
- If that's not the case and you're actually a lot more frail, then he'll pretty much be a human shield for you so that you don't die
- He'll be constantly screaming for a medic bag, but not for himself, but rather for you so that he makes sure that there's medical supplies at the ready if you get hurt
- While off-duty, he just loves to spend time with you. Playing games, drawing, pretty much anything
- You're always so bubbly and happy, even during his bad days you always manage to find a way to cheer him up and make him smileHoxton
- Again, you're a little bundle of sunshine for Hoxton, but the difference is that he'll actually tease you about it
- He'll often call you sweet nicknames, but the ones he calls you by most are 'Sunshine' and 'Sweetheart'
- If you're struggling to do something like reach something on a high shelf or lift a heavy object, he'll end up doing it for you with a cheeky remark
- "Sweetheart, if you need a ladder then just call for me."
- If you're extreme on the field, he'll try his best to lay off on the teasing so that he doesn't get a bullet right between the eyes
- "Hey Sweetcheeks, run a little faster would ya- okay okay I'm sorry please put the Garand away-"
- If that's not the case, then he'll be pretty similar to Dallas. He'll do anything to make sure that you get hurt
- If you so much as get a tear on one of your knee-highs or one of your accessories gets damaged, he'll murder the one who broke it and make sure to take it to Aldstone for fixing the second you get back from the heist
- But on the more sweet side, he'll do his best to spend time with you. He'll drop anything and everything to join you if you're baking though
- Either because your treats are really good or he doesn't trust you to not burn the safe house downHouston
- Houston can and will tease you about your height, and sometimes he'll jokingly question the practicality of your fit during battle
- If you're an aggressive bean, he won't hesitate to zip his mouth when you threateningly point your Commando-101 directly at him
- If not, he'll just continue with his teasing. In both situations, he'll eventually tone down on the teasing, especially with your bubbly behavior
- The sparkle in your eyes when something catches your attention, your genuine worry when he gets hurt, your enthusiasm to make sure he gets back into the game, gAHH someone please put this man into the freezer because he's MELTED
- Can and will find any excuse to hold you. Whether it be lifting you up to reach something high or carrying you to safety during a heist. Just seeing your small figure adorned in such adorable and bright clothes really makes his day
- It's like a big contrast compared to all the bloodshed and other horrifying things that he's unfortunately gotten used to. You're just his little marshmallowJimmy
- Legit thought he was trippin when he saw you walk in wearing your bright pastel fit. Then again, he's always trippin
- But like- he was so confused. In a good way though? He was shocked to see such a contrast in what would usually a dumb and sober world.
- For a minute he thought you were a hallucination from all the coke he's been snorting, but eventually he finally gets the memo that you are indeed real
- Jimmy legit thinks that you're an angel or something, so that's what he calls you.
- If you're a more chaotic one during heists, then he'll refer to you as Guardian Angel and help you slay all the cops
- If that's not the case, he does his damnedest to protect you from harm's way. If you or even your outfit gets damaged, he immediately goes ham
- This applies to the rest of the gang too. If they harm you emotionally or physically then he WILL throw handsSokol
- "Why are you dressed up like little baby?" Was the first thing he said to you. He was so confused about your attire, and your behavior confused him more
- How the fuck can you stay so cheerful while you're stealing nuclear weapons??
- At some point, he starts to appreciate your optimism, as it helps to get through heists and life in general. Hell, he might even join you in the encouragement
- He's still confused about the clothes though, and he'll keep asking about it too. If you end up taking his words personally, he'll fucking PANIC and do anything to make you feel better
- The second he saw tears his mind went into 'oh my god the world is ending' mode and frantically attempted to make you feel better [which he did]
- Though still not understanding the whole fashion thing, he does his best not to ask about it any furtherTaser
- LITERALLY STIMMING WHEN HE SEES YOU LIKE HELP THIS MAN PLEAS E
- Istg Taser is like a fucking 4 year old so when he seed you wearing those adorable strawberry themed clothes and shoes he just can't help but bombard you with compliments
- If you're chaotic in battle, this man will get so distracted watching you fight that he'll end up tasing himself two times before realizing what the hell is going on
- Please let this man play dress up with you oml
- He'll put you in all sorts of pastel outfits, a lot of them with lightning bolt themes, and this mf will just swoon when he sees you in it. He'll die [/pos] if you wear it more often
- Treats you like a princess and will literally do anything. He'll even go the extra mile by calling you 'Your Majesty'
- Cloaker ended up taking a notice to this and started teasing you
- Let's just say that it didn't end well for the drop-kicking unitDozer
- Dozer finds your fashion and demeanor so adorable like omfg
- He saw you and went "MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS"
- If you're a monster on the field, he'll fall for you even more because oh my god SLAY GURL SLAY
- You two are so optimistic like- you've got matching energy. He screams at his teammates to not die, you scream at them to not die, it's perfect!
- Regardless of your strength in battle, he'll still become a meat shield for you due to your small frame
- If ANYONE ruins your fit he will find them and personally beat them down, even if it's a civilian [in which Captain Winters screams at him for it lol]
- You were the one who painted the kawaii face on that Dozer mask. No, this is not optional. You were the one who did it.
- Dozer will actually encourage you to paint his helmet or add cute little accessories to that and his armor so that you two can slay together!Medic
- You are the one thing that keeps this man from going insane and torching down the entire police force
- When he's having a hard day, all he has to do is look at you and whoops the pain is gone
- Literally a painkiller
- Weak or strong, he'll make sure to be behind you for most of the battle. Sure there's other units in need of healing but you're top priority
- He'll go Cloaker feral if anyone [especially the Payday gang] hurts you or even does so much as get their filthy hands on your awesome fit
- He'll be the one to wash and/or repair your outfits because oh my god your clothes look expensive, but not in a fancy way. More of a "I spent 100 bucks on Shein to get all of this shit"
- Medic also likes to make outfits for you himself. He'll either sew or buy them and encourage you to try them on
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