Money Honey! // PAYDAY 2 X READER HEADCANONS + ONESHOTS

📂/❤️ First meeting - THE PAYDAY GANG

You were recently recruited into the Payday gang and you're making yourself comfortable at the Safe House. It seemed to be pretty empty, assumingely because the gang was busy, but that changed while you were settling in.

A/N // Not all characters were included because oh my god why are there SO MANY FUCKING HEISTERS

Dallas
- Dallas was in his office and didn't pay much mind to you until you managed to stumble into his office
- He recognized you as the newbie and just motioned for you to come in
- He gave you a general rundown of the place and how your job would work, also dropping a few warnings here and there
- He was relieved knowing that you were at least familiar with heisting. Upon your recruitment, he was pretty hesitant since Bain didn't provide enough info on you
- He eventually dismissed you and went back to his work
- He didn't really seem to mind you

Wolf
- Wolf had absolutely no clue about your arrival since he paid no attention to Bain's blabbing about safehouse plans and whatnot
- To put it simply, you found yourself held at gunpoint the second you walked in
- He was yelling at you to explain why you were there but stopped when Hoxton managed to get him to calm the fuck down
- Hoxton eventually shooed Wolf away, but Wolf was glaring at you as he walked off

Hoxton
- Hoxton met you while Wolf was busy holding you at gunpoint
- After he managed to fend him off, he apologized for Wolf's behavior and introduced himself formally
- He told you to make yourself at home and said he would have a designated area for you arranged at some point
- You swear you saw him sweating profusely the second he saw you light up with excitement
- You brushed it off as he dismissed himself to his office
- Dallas noticed him walk in with a nearly beer red face and he chuckled
- "Alright, who's the lucky one?"
- "Shut up."

Clover
- Clover had noticed you while she was watching the security cameras and nearly sounded the alarms
- Of course, she stopped herself when she remembered Bain mentioning a new person joining the gang
- She proceeded to relax a bit and went back to watching the cams
- At some point, Clover had passed by you while you were hanging out in the lounge
- She greeted you warmly and even offered you a beer. Whether or not you accept is up to you
- Regardless, she'll grab a beer for herself and start chatting with you. An hour or two passes before she leaves to go back to manning the cameras
- Not too eventful of a first meet, but definitely one of the most friendly greetings

Jacket
- Jacket was just walking around when he saw you in his hangout and playing Street Fighter
- He wasn't going to question it until he took a peek at the screen from afar and realized that you had beaten his high score
- Needless to say, Jacket wasn't happy about it. So what did he do?
- He immediately grabbed you by the back of your shirt and pulled you aside, wasting no time ending your game to start his own
- You were about to kick his ass but then remembered the description of the so-called crazy sociopath that Bain gave you
- Now knowing this, you made sure to book it instead of trying to stop him