📂 You're adopted by the Payday gang

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yeah no problem ! i'm not too experienced with writing platonic things , let alone teenage/child reader situations , but i can most definitely try !

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yeah no problem ! i'm not too experienced with writing platonic things , let alone teenage/child reader situations , but i can most definitely try !

- The gang literally has no fucking clue what to do with you when they find you in front of the safe house
- You were dropped off by Twitch at the safe house and Duke was the one to meet with you first
- Litearally has no clue what's going on, and the rest of the crew ends up gathering as well to see what was happening
- Dallas eventually got a call from Bain, explaining the entire situation
- You were adopted by Bain for reasons unknown, and now you kinda just live there
- It takes a bit of time for the gang to warm up to you, but once they do, it's pure fun from then on out
- Jiro is like the calm parental figure that teaches you coping mechanisms for things like anxiety, depression, or other issues
- He's the first one to notice if something's wrong, and he would be the first one you would go to
- Duke is like that really cool relative that can and will blabber on about ancient shit
- He'll offer to take you to a museum of your choice on his days off, and if you take a real interest in something you see, then he'll probably steal it during a heist just to make you happpy
- Sydney, Joy, and Wolf are basically your chaotic family
- Joy will teach you the ropes on tech and hacking, Sydney would let you go ham on designing masks, and Wolf would help you try to make your own contraption in his workshop
- These situations typically get you and the gang in some trouble [Making a mess with paint, making the most dangerous fucking contraption in humanity, accidentally hacking into some really dangerous/important database, etc]
- That's where Aldsotne, Dallas, and Hoxton come in
- They're like the calm and tired parents of the gang like oml give them a fucking break
- If chaos ensues and it involves you, Dallas will be the first one to hear about it and immediately try to diffuse the situation
- Hoxton would be the one to give you a good scolding about it, and Aldstone would be the one cleaning and teen-proofing the place where it happened
- Sokol and Bonnie are the more chill ones and often like to teach you how to play games
- Sokol will teach you how to play hockey, and he might even take you to an ice skating rink to teach you how to skate [if you don't know how to that is]
- Bonnie would teach you the tricks behind gambling. Obviously she won't use real money when playing with you, but she'll use fake chips to demonstrate the stakes that are put on the table when in such situation
- Jacket is like that weird and quiet relative that you are a little uncomfortable with but manage to get along with him after a few hours
- He'll let you record your own lines for his tape recorder and might even use them during heists
- Jacket also likes to offer to play video games with you, and you often beat him in them. Of course, he doesn't complain or anything because if he did, he knew he'd probably be mauled
- Ethan and Hila like to invite you to record videos with them
- Whether it be a vlog about daily life, a YouTube challenge, or a talent showoff, they always wanna make sure you feel included
- Hell, when they post their vlogs, they'll often brag about how epic you are and make sure that you get a nice amount of attention on social media. If you're okay with it that is
- All in all, the Payday gang is a pretty good family considering your whole orphan situation
- You honestly wouldn't trade them for a different family

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