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❤️ Confessions - FBI UNITS

a/n // okay these ones are also rushed as shit . i just really wanna write some angsty or fluffy shit ghh

SWAT Shield

- So you know how ostriches stick their heads in the sand? That's pretty much Shield whenever he would try to confess
- Regardless if it was indirect or direct, he'd end up backing out of it every time. It soon becomes annoying for everyone else, so they pretty much just force him to do it
- Cloaker is the one to push him up to you, but when Shield starts to freeze up and all communication is gone, Dozer comes by to slyly comment about how Shield had been planning on asking you out
- When you smile and say that you'd love to, he nearly explodes from both embarrassment and joy
- And by explode, I mean by he overheated and fucking fainted
- He turned out okay after being rushed to the Medic Bay, and you two were able to have a proper one-on-one chat about the date

Taser
- No shame whatsoever, not as shameless as Cloaker, but shameless
- Like- you'd be enjoying some food at the cafeteria and he'd just slide up to you and go: "Y'know, you're like a battery. You charge me up!"
- If you're oblivious to it, he'll drop more pickup lines until you understand. If it still doesn't work, he'll try again one more time but end up breaking down to try and express his love
- Once you get the memo, you tell him that you love him back. How? Another pickup line.
- "Even without your taser, you manage to bump the voltage up in my heart~"
- He'll initially question you, but when you clarify, he's jumping for joy
- He'll hug you tightly and just repeatedly mutter "I love you" whilst nuzzling his face into your neck

Dozer
- Dozer does it in the cheesiest fucking way possible
- He would not stop trying to confess using jokes, and you still would not get the memo
- Eventually he just gave up on the whole joke thing, sat you down, and gave you a full heartfelt confession
- Your eyes lit up as you finally realized what all those little jokes meant, and you were already smiling like a dork
- He was about to say something along the lines of "It's okay if you don't like me", but you had already embraced him in a warm hug
- Dozer was nearly IN TEARS when you said that you loved him back, literally hugging you like tomorrow wouldn't exist
- You ended up having to be rushed to the Medic Bay because he accidentally broke one of your ribs from it

Cloaker
- Cloaker is shameless like Taser, but he's really fuckin weird about it
- Like- you were just passing down a hall and this mf pops out of a vent and just kabedons you out of absolutely nowhere
- "Hm, I didn't know you were a piece of art. You're really good lookin' when you're pinned up against a wall~"
- You were redder than a fuckin tomato now
- He just chuckled at your flustered expression, leaning closer and speaking softly into your ear
- "Maybe I can add some more paint to your canvas after a dinner date or two~?"
- You're literally too flustered to answer, so he just laughs and tells you to let him know and climbs right back through the vent
- This mf-

Medic
- Medic is the only one with a sane confession, aside from Sniper
- He specifically would confess to you on Valentine's day, giving you roses and chocolate and asking if you wanted to be his partner
- Upon your acceptance, he just starts SOBBING out of joy
- He literally falls to his knees and you have to assure him that you love him back over and over again
- Medic just pulls you into a hug and mutters a "Thank you" as he continues crying, and you just hug him back before pulling back and giving him a reassuring kiss on the cheek
- Your moment was interrupted by Captain Winters yelling at you two to get back to work though

Sniper
- Sniper isn't as shy as Shield, but shy enough to not want to go up to you and say it
- He just walks by you, hands you a letter, and walks away
- Afterwards, he doesn't talk to you for a while, but eventually you go up to him and tell him that you love him back
- He stood there in silence for a hot minute before suddenly embracing you in a hug. He wasn't crying or anything, but he seemed a lot less tense than he usually is
- In other words, he was relieved to know that you loved him back.