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❤️ They fall in love with you - FBI UNITS

SWAT Shield
- Shield fell in love with you the second he laid his eyes on you
- As you and him continued to talk more, he just couldn't help but start falling more and more
- At this point, rather than warming up to you, he ended up just getting shyer and shyer
- He'd do everything in his power to spend time with you, but every time you actually talk to him, all words get caught in his throat
- He's gonna have to consult a Medic about this

Taser
- It took him a while to figure it out, thinking that you two were just really close besties
- Even if you were to confess, he would have no clue about it until talking to Cloaker
- That's when everything clicks and he does everything in his power to win your heart
- He'll make or find tons of new gadgets to give you and hopes that it impresses you
- Even if you don't use it, he still wants to gift it to you to show how kind and cool he is
- He also had spilled his feelings to you a few times on accident but he's working on that

Dozer
- He fell in love with you after a police assault, when he was injured and you had to patch him up
- Dozer totally doesn't try to get himself in more danger just to have you fix him up again
- He also will most likely be the first to dropkick anyone who's trying to hurt you during an assault
- While you two aren't in battle, he often likes to boast about his capabilities, especially since the acceptance rate for Dozers is low
- If you actually give him praise, he'll be as red as a Medic uniform, but he'll do his best to keep his cool

Cloaker
- Denial. Absolute fucking denial.
- Cloaker will completely deny his feelings and even shun you just to show that he's not in love
- At some point it becomes blatantly obvious to the others that he's in love, but you? Not so much
- You knew he was mean from time to time and definitely a prankster, but you didn't think he'd get this bad
- Did he hate you? Well, no, but you thought he did
- As your mood starts to drop, Cloaker starts taking notice and when he asks Medic about it, he gets a scolding, slap in the face, and some advice
- That advice? Grow a pair and confess.

Medic
- Medic is the only one who will come to terms with his feelings and will be the one to confess faster compared to the others
- It takes him a minute, but once he has a plan set then he doesn't hesitate to confess to you
- Straightforward and cool. That doesn't mean he's not nervous about it though. If anything, he was quaking just thinking about it

Sniper
- Like the Medic, he's quick to come to terms with how he feels, but he chooses not to say anything
- He'll do his best to try and run into you more, and sometimes leave you a gift or two like a bullet that he proudly used to headshot a man, or a weapon modification
- He does his best to keep his feelings in the dark, but at some point it just becomes blatantly obvious