poor man is about to experience an existential crisis and just overall pain LMAO
- Houston has never been in person with you when you're causing chaos or getting other people to do so
- He's only ever heard stories and small talk about it around the safe house
- Up until Golden Grin Casino
- You and Houston were trying to stealth the mission and you were just so fuckin bored of it
- No matter what crazy ideas you'd offer up, he'd counter you and direct you back to whatever stealthy shit you gotta do
- Eventually you just got fed up
- Y'all were in the bathrooms trying to wait for the perfect opporunity to sneak by the guards when you broke
- Y: "Aren't you tired of this?"
- H: "Tired of what?"
- Y: "Tired of being nice. Being sneaky. Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"
- This man was so confused like
Please he just wants to do this quietly
- H: "N-no...? I mean- if you count going crazy about getting loot then I guess..?"
-Insert sigh of dissapointment from you
- Y: "Here, let me teach ya."
- Now when I say that he was fucking MORTIFIED upon you pulling a whole ass rocket launcher out, I'm probably under-exaggerating.
- Houston is just stuttering and trying to comprehend the Commando 101 that you drop into his arms
- Y: "Now fire it in the middle of the casino!"
- H: "NO??? WHY WOULD I DO THAT-"
- mf just whisper yelling to you because oh my god PLEASE
- Y: "Okay then, let me demonstrate."
- H: " WAIT NO-"
- Legit just pulled the trigger for him
- People were screaming, the alarm was blaring, and the other two heisters that were standing by [Hoxton and Sokol] started to show up
- Y: "Come on now, let's blow up some cops!"
- Houston is just so fucking distraught while you grab him by the wrist and drag him out of your hiding spot
- Though, he did have a bit of fun during the loud part
- Still pissy abt how the stealth thing was thrown out the window, but still fun for him
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Money Honey! // PAYDAY 2 X READER HEADCANONS + ONESHOTS
FanfictionDISCLAIMER - I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE PAYDAY STORYLINE , NOR THE BACKSTORIES OF THE MAIN CREW . MOST CHAPTERS WILL BE CENTERED AROUND SPECIAL ENEMIES OR THEY WILL BE VERY OUT OF CHARACTER . I AM WORKING ON FINISHING THE STORYLINE . Alright, I hate...