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📂 How you're treated - FBI UNITS

SWAT Shield
- Shield is pretty shy around you
- He doesn't seem to speak up when you're in the room, and often won't talk to you unless it's absolutely necessary
- At some point he actually does warm up to you
- He doesn't speak much, as he does with everyone else, but will have no problem listening to whatever you're saying with nods as his responses

Taser
- He will find every damn opportunity to talk to you
- If anything, Taser won't leave you the fuck alone
- Constantly rants on to you about how he still has yet to get new electrical devices from the higher-ups, how much he played Megaman back when he was a kid, and so much more
- Taser was really just caffeine in the manifestation of a human
- It does take a while and a few calls for help from Medics until he actually starts to slow down on bombarding you with information

Dozer
- Dad jokes. Everywhere.
- Whenever you're on the field, he always makes sure to cover you while you're healing yourself or others. Not only because it's his job, but also because he just wants to show how cool he is
- He has no hesitation to be loud and show his excitement, especially since he was lucky enough to even be a Dozer
- Dozer also likes to flex how strong he is, often picking up random things like the cafeteria tables, stacks upon stacks of shields, and if you're within his abilities he'll totally lift you up as well

Cloaker
- Cloaker likes to spook you. He'll pop out from any opening possible and say some cocky remark just to watch you nearly beat the shit out of him
- Can and will roast you at any moment necessary. If you end up getting offended by it, he'll find himself getting his ass kicked by a Medic
- He's a flirtatious motherfucker, and is ESPECIALLY flirtatious with the women in the force. Though, he has gotten his pay cut with every woman he's made uncomfortable. How? ✨Medics✨

Medic
- The most sane out of all the units
- He'd most likely be the first one for you to turn to when you have a problem regarding pretty much anything
- He and the rest of the Medics are pretty protective of the force, mostly outside of police assault situations
- Like with everyone else, he's always prepared
- You're hungry? He's got snacks. You're cramping somewhere? Painkillers.
- Medic is just a really nice fella honestly

Sniper
- Sniper doesn't like social interactions. The only time he'll actually be communicating is during police assaults, where he would not only boast about how many kills he gets, but also warn other units about upcoming danger
- The only times you'll ever see him and talk to him outside of assaults is if you're in the shooting range or if you manage to catch him early in the cafeteria trying to get his cup of joe
- He doesn't particularly treat you one way or another. He really just avoids social situations altogether