Money Honey! // PAYDAY 2 X READER HEADCANONS + ONESHOTS

❤️ Confessions - THE PAYDAY GANG

Dallas
- Bain eventually found out about Dallas's feelings towards you and he would NOT shut up about it
- During heists Bain would hint towards a date or some sort of confession, especially if it's a stealth heist and you two are alone
- Eventually Dallas caves and finally decides to confess to get Bain to shut up
- However, he does this by leaving a letter and a rose in your area of the safe house. He was far too nervous to actually speak to you
- When you came up to him, rose in your hair, and gave him a peck on the cheek, he just melts on the spot

Wolf
- Wolf already had plans on going up to you and asking if you wanted to go and watch a movie with him, or something along the lines of a date
- However, Wolf immediately turned into a stuttering and nervous mess when he went up to you, his face red with embarrassment
- You tried to get him to calm down while he was sputtering in Swedish, but eventually snapped and just yelled that he loves you
- After a few seconds of cooldown, he starts to cry, but you lift his chin up so he can look at you before kissing him softly on the lips
- Y'know those 404 error screens? Yeah, that was pretty much his brain in reaction to that

Hoxton
- Hoxton didn't want to make the confession too extravagant, so he opted for a nighttime picnic where you two could stargaze
- Once you arrive in your casual but presentable attire, he couldn't help but blush
- It was only after a few hours of chatter and some munching on food when he finally spilled his feelings
- When you took his hands in your's and told him that you felt the same way, he did his best to hold back any urge to kiss you right then and there
- He failed lol

Sokol
- Sokol had no clue how to approach confessing to you, so he just invited you to watch a game of hockey with him
- It was more of him cursing at the players in Russian and criticizing the way they were playing while you just sat there and giggled at his anger
- After a bit of the game, a break had ensued. You were just sitting there sipping on your drink while Sokol finally grew a pair to actually say it
- HOWEVER, as he took your hands in his to tell you, your attention drifted to the kiss cam that was being displayed, with you two being its focus.
- "Uh...Sokol...?"
- "What is it? I'm trying to- ЧТО ЗА БЛЯ-!" [WHAT THE FUCK-!]
- As you chuckled at his reaction, his face flushed red as he sputtered something in Russian before quickly pulling you towards him, closing the gap between your lips.
- You asked him later about this and he just told you while attempting to hide his flustered face. You just smiled and said:
- "Well, I kissed back, didn't I?"

Clover
- Clover didn't properly confess. At least that's what I'd say
- To put it simply, she was having one of her usual talks with you when whoopsies she got a bit too drunk
- She was just muttering on and on about how she loves you, sometimes even nuzzling her face into her shoulder
- If you were to try and push her away, she would just pout and go 'But H/N,,,! I love youuuu!'
- She ends up passing out after a while, and you make sure to keep her company while she rests up
- Once she's awake and suffering her usual hangover, you end up teasing her about it. She ends up getting all flustered about it, but you reassure her that you love her back.
- Looks like she's celebrating with more beer-

Jacket
- Sydney ended up setting Jacket up for a confession, as she had found out about Jacket's feelings towards you
- She dragged both you and Jacket out to a rollerskating rink, in which she encourages the both of you to go skate while she went to get food
- Of course, while you and Jacket were on the rink, the DJ announced that it was time for Couples Only on the rink.
- You were about to get off the rink, but Jacket grabbed you by the hand, encouraging you to stay with him
- As the romantic music started to play, the two of you continued to hold hands as you went around the rink
- If you're not good at skating, he makes sure to stay near the wall, supporting you as you went around with him
- You caught a glance of Sydney sitting at one of the tables, a smug look on her face as she took a bite out of her pizza, and when you looked back at Jacket, he was glaring right at her
- "Jacket, is there something you wanna tell me?" You asked, and his gaze softened as he looked back at you, his face starting to redden
- He pulled out his tape recorder, switching out the tape and pressing play.
- "I love you."
- You gave him a warm smile, squeezing the hand you were holding as you responded
- "I love you too."
- This mf has never been redder in his life lmao