(you can skip this chapter if you want, it's not relevant to the story <3 its just me having a breakdown over alhaitham again. As if writing a 26k word fanfic wasn't enough.)
holY CRAP DID YOU GUYS SEE THE ALHAITHAM LEAKS YET. OMG I SAW THEM AS SOON AS I WOKE UP YESTERDAY AND FREAKED OUT LMAO HIS PLAYSTYLE LOOKS SO COOL
Almost like they copy-pasted keqing except made her taller, dendro, and buff hm. bUT I LOVE KEQING I USE HER A LOT SO IM RLLY EXCITED <3333
ofc the beta can always be changed so we must take this with a grain of salt (but beta leaks are usually pretty accurate so)
He has these cool mirror triangle shards thing and the whole aqua turquoise green color scheme is so beautiful omG and the splash art is just chef's kiss fr
I can't wait to lose all financial sensibility when his banner drops yassss
aND DID YOU SEE HIS IDLE ANIMATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HE HAS TWO (obvs) BUT ONE OF THEM IS JUST OMG
HE HOLDS UP A KEY WITH AN ADORABLE LION KEYCHAIN ON IT AND GUESS
WHAT
KEY
IT IS
IT'S HIS HOUSE KEY HE TOOK IT SO THAT KAVEH CAN'T GET INTO THE HOUSE LMAOOOOO (Kaveh and Alhaitham live together btw if you didn't know. It's canon, im not making it up T-T) pls they are literally an old ass married couple abt to move into a retirement home while fighting 24/7 omg.
And if you look closely you can see him using two swords during his attacks, now if that isnt cool idk what is. I can't wait to get him and go around teyvat beating up every mob in sight with the power of dendro and big brain. MR BEEFY ARMS BIG BRAIN MAN WILL COME HOME AND I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN GET HIM TOO <333 (I also hope yaoyao is on his banner bc she is just so adorable)
To celebrate him coming next patch, I have a bunch of alhaitham pics i found on my pinterest:
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^ This pic is so fine omg the way this man could do anything and I would thank him heS SO HOT
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also omg I swear at least 50% of the alhaitham stuff on pinterest has some form of kaveh in it
(swear word warning btw)
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN TWO FICTIONAL MEN IM IN LOVE WITH ARE SHIPPED BY THE WHOLE FANDOM?!? MHYO IS ALSO LITERALLY MAKING IT SO OBVS PLS T-T
Hm yes anyways i hope you guys enjoyed losing braincells after reading this useless word vomit of how down bad I am for this man. To sum it up, if he asked me to jump off a cliff, I would do it no questions asked. I also need to touch some grass.
Goodbye
P.S: This is even more random and irrelevant but it's my trash story so I will include it. A song that I think really fits Alhaitham is "Souvenir" by Selena Gomez, I will leave fr now byebye
