Don't Hug Me I'm The Chosen One: The Prophecy Begins (Book 1)

the notepad

"Be careful, Doi!" shouted Harry. "The realm of spies have been completely taken over by our enemies."

"No silly it haven't been!" replied the notepad.

"What's the realm of spies?" I asked.

"The realm of spies is the realm where all being who can shapeshift into normal everyday objects anytime they want, which is the reason why they're called the spies," he explained. "Those creatures also have extraordinary powers connected to whatever object they transform into."

*There are only 4 realms and currently we're in the realm of race," added Robin.

"Ok enough with the realm thing," interrupted the notepad. "Let's just talk about something else. Have you guys heard of creativity?"

"COOL! I LOVE BEING CREATIVE!" I shouted happily, my eyes glowing yellow.

"Manny no we can't trust her..."

I was too stubborn to listen. I ran to grab my drawing and came back. Confident as fuck, I showed the notepad my drawing.

"Look what I made!"

"Why does it have lots of green?" questioned the notepad.

"Because it's my favorite color!" I replied cheerfully. "Do you like it?"

"NO I DONT!"

I gasped as the notepad, who has somehow grew arms, poured black ink all over my drawing. My eye color changed from yellow to purple.

"Only I can be creative," she added.

"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE DRAWING!"

Upset as fuck, I ran upstairs. I locked the door and jumped on the bed to cry. I ignored my foster dads calling my name. The only thing I wanna do right now is mourn the loss of my amazing drawing. I ignored the fact that the bed wasn't officially mine and used the blanket to wipe my eyes and nose with. All of a sudden, I hear the door open.

"Quit crying now," said the notepad's voice.

I looked up and saw a now beautiful white-skinned lady wearing short white dress decorated with random drawings on the skirt and her long sleeves, leggings, and high heels were pitch black and her hair was all pastel colors. "Are you gonna say sorry for ruining my drawing?"

"No but I need to do something more important," she replied as she grabs my arm.

"W-WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING ARE YOU G-GONNA KIDNAP ME?!"

The human notepad thing just proceeds to examine my arms with a pencil. She then grabs my legs and seems to measure them or something.

"STOP! IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE!" I yelled.

Instead of following my request, she grabs my head, forces me to face her, and then does the same thing to my face like she did to the rest of my body. I took the opportunity to run away while the lady transforms back into a notepad and writes something on her 2nd page. Before I could reach the door, Robin and Harry burst in and embraced me.

"DEAR OH DEAR!" Robin cried out of worry.

Did that thing do anything to you? asked Harry.

No but she was measuring my body with her pencil or something I dunno I couldn't understand it...

I looked back at the room but noticed that the notepad has disappeared. Harry grabs me and goes downstairs to the living room. I looked at my 2 adoptive dads, noticing worried expressions on their faces.

"What's going on?" I questioned.

"I told you, Manny, we can't trust that notepad lady thing," said Robin. "Look, she even destroyed your lovely drawing!"

"Yeah..." I looked down at the floor.

"I'm having a bad feeling about her and whatever motive she have on us, especially Doi," muttered Harry.

"Why does it always have to be me?!"

"Because you were mentioned in the prophecy! Our enemies doesn't want you to stop them from enslaving us all! What they cared about was power and they craved nothing but power!"

Before I could ask them another of my questions, my head started to ache. I'm having another vision! This time, I saw a dismembered heart filled with golden glitter and a cake made out of something red. Before I could see anything else, I felt someone pierce my head. I screamed in pain but all that I was seeing suddenly changed and now all I see are rainbows that sadly exclude my favorite color, unicorns, and cute-looking lollipops.

I looked behind me and saw the notepad again. Stuck in my head was a very sharp paintbrush. Shockingly, I was still alive and no blood was coming out. Harry removes the paintbrush from my head and heals my wound while Robin angrily attacks the notepad but she blocks him with a huge pencil. She draws something in the air using a huge pen. A scythe appears out of nowhere. She grabs it, transforms into human, and swings the  to Robin.

He dodges but his feet got kicked by the human notepad, causing him to fall down. Enraged, Harry goes to attack her. His arm gets sliced but it grows back again instantly. He then summons about 5 copies of himself and they surrounded the human notepad. She once again uses the pen that was almost her height to summon a herd of bulls that have snakes for heads and sends them to attack Harry and his clones. As Harry's clones disappear one by one, the human notepad goes near to him and prepares to slices his head with the scythe.

"NO!" I screamed and reached my hand in an attempt to stop her.

I got shocked when a huge ray of some kind of light flew out of my hand and hit the human notepad. Before I could get away, something grabs one of my feet. I stumbled, fell, and got dragged near her. She has drawn a chain attached to my left ankle!

As she was about to strike me with her huge ass pencil, I summoned a transparent shield. Because she was trying hard to pierce my shield, I pushed and the shield blasted, causing her to stumble backwards. I took the opportunity and rounded my hands, seeing if I can summon anything with that kind of movement and was delighted to form a fireball. I shooted it at the human notepad but she grabbed a piece of paper and used it to block my fireball, which forms a similar-looking drawing on it.

"Thanks for your DNA, young man," she said and disappears into thin air.

The chain attacked to my ankle vanished as well. I went to check if my adoptive parents were ok and saw Harry seem like as if nothing happened and was checking over Robin, who was lying on the floor. I was glad to know that they're alright but I'm feeling anxious about the fact that the notepad lady "collected my DNA".

"I always knew this place is a trap!" declared Robin. "C'mon, Manny, let's get out of here and find a new home at the realm of critters, the realm where I was hatched!"

He stands up and runs into the living room. Harry and I followed. We watched as Robin attempted to bolt the door open. After few failed attempts, he grunts and kicks the door open. To my surprise, instead of the busy town I saw earlier before entering this house, it was a bizzare turquoise blue world filled with strange floating symbols.

"DAMNIT! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!" yelled Robin.

"Shhh!" hushed Harry. "Our little friend here has half the blood of a sorcerer. You might offend him."

I didn't mind their conversation and instead went through the door, curious about what's going on out there. With the symbols constantly floating around, I felt really trippy. I couldn't handle it any longer so I decided to go back inside the house.

"You know what this means? We're trapped," said Harry.

"They're really too desperate to get their hands on The Destined Boy, ain't it?"

All 3 of us sat down at the living room, tired as fuck. Out of nowhere there was a faint ticking sound, like of a clock. The ticking sound keep getting louder and louder, making me paranoid.

"DADDY! PAPA! I'M SCARED!"