Mr. Teddy watched as Kevin dragged him along. He did not trust Kevin. He did not enjoy being called the T-Meister.
Oh yeah, he didn't enjoy being tossed in a volcano either.
He stared at he back of Kevin's head. He said nothing. He stared at Kevin's head, and devised an evil plan.
Suddenly, the T-Meister knew what he must do. He bent over ever so slightly, and did the most despicable thing you can possibly do on public.
Mr. Teddy farted.
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The Adventures Through Time, Among Other Things
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