Don't you just love cliffhangers? I do. I use them a lot to end chapters. It creates suspense. It also annoys you greatly. Don't lie. It annoys you and you know it. Now go put your nose in the corner, you liar. Now let me continue my story....
Kevin cringed and braced herself for impact. Right as the country-singing Texans were about to bash her with a guitar, a burrito flew out of nowhere and smacked one straight in the face.
Such a sudden display of randomness startled Kevin. Whipping around her head, she tried to look for where the projectile had come from. To her great surprise, it was Barack the Almighty, in the flesh! But, there seemed to be something a little different about him. Ok, a lot different. He was wearing a wizard hat and had grown a large, gray beard. During the years passed in time travel, Barack Obama had mastered the ancient Mexican art of wizardry!
It was a great sight. Launching burritos and downing every attacker single-handedly, Barack the Almighty defeated all of the angry Texans.
Kevin's mouth fell open. Even Mr. Teddy was at a loss for words.
"Wow!" Kevin managed, "Why did you save us, Barack?"
"It is my duty to save little boys and their teddy bears, no matter what the cause!" Barack stated in his presidential voice.
"I'm a girl!" interrupted an indignant Kevin.
"But anyways, I really must be going now. Nice to meet you, kind sir," continued Barack, tipping his wizard hat to Mr. Teddy, "I hope to see you all soon. Well, not really. It's just a formality. Bless America and stuff. Now, away I go!"
With that, Barack Obama farted giant rainbows and blasted away to far far away in Northern North America, where people makes their pizzas as flat as pancakes and put strange things on their hot dogs.
Kevin and Mr. Teddy stared after him. Then, as if nothing happened, they continued on in their burro to nowhere in particular. It's hard to think of what to do after being faced with something as strange as that.
The end. (Well, at least of this chapter. The book's not over yet. Stop whining.)
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