Kevin and Mr. Teddy plodded along in their personal burro. America looked different in the future. Mainly, there was less fat people. And less babymaking.
Kevin looked around. This was a strange part of America. There were lots of cows. And trees. Lots of trees. Why were there trees? Then Kevin realized something: they were in Texas.
Kevin almost died of a heart attack. Because in the future, Texas was notorious for rabid country singers who could beat you to death with an acoustic guitar while yelling about jeans and trucks and girls.
"T-Meister," whispered Kevin, "We need to get out of here! We might be in grave danger!"
Mr. Teddy could not talk because he was so scared.
"We need to move! Before-"
Kevin was cut short by the sudden sound of twangy notes and southern accents.
Kevin screamed. It was too late! The country singers were upon them in the blink of an eye. And right as they were about to smash the burro in the face...
This chapter ended.
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