The bowtie quickly yanked Kevin and the T-Meister into the tardis. As the door closed and started to travel through time and space, the bowtie looked at them and made an announcement (Yes, the bowtie can talk. Shut up).
"Welcome to Earth! I am taking you to America, the land of happiness, fat people, and babymaking! Now, before we arrive, I need to tell you some things-"
Suddenly, the bowtie was ripped apart by some little kid, and a piece of toast somewhere across the world was greatly saddened. This was probably because of an inside joke, but that didn't matter to Kevin.
The tardis doors opened, and Kevin and the T-Meister arrived in America.
There were, indeed, fat people. Lots and lots of fat, happy people (there was also a lot of babymaking, but I won't go into that here).
And as Kevin stepped out of the tardis, she realized she was in front of the White House. She had no idea what that was. Probably a house. That was white.
Kevin snuck up to the house and peeked in a window. What she saw was absolutely scandalous. None other than Barack the Almighty was sitting at a table with his wife,who was stuffing her face with cookies! The same lady who had been pushing kids to eat their vegetables was becoming fatter by the second! Kevin almost gagged.
Then she realized a man in a black suit was standing behind her.
"Freeze!" yelled the man as Kevin whipped around.
Kevin put her hands over her head as the man whipped out a taser. With lightning quick speed (and for absolutely no reason), the man shot the taser at Kevin, and just as it was about to hit her...
Mr. Teddy took the shot right in his little chest.
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The Adventures Through Time, Among Other Things
FantasyThere once was a boy... There! Was that enough to hook you? Yes? No? Read this anyways!
