Kevin and Mr. Teddy plodded along in their personal burro. They had decided to go on a journey to Guadalupe, because apparently Guadalupe has really good burritos.
Their journey was long and perilous, and Kevin almost died a few times. Not because of sickness or being attacked, but because of the burro, who had eaten too much beans and had become very gassy.
Kevin gagged as the burro let another one rip. "Gack!" she said (yes, she actually did say 'gack'), "What do they feed this donkey?"
Mr. Teddy had no words.
The stuffy gas made Kevin's eyes water, and her throat started to close up.
"T-Meister... I have a confession to make..." she whispered, "Earlier... I ate the last bag of Cheetos."
And Mr. Teddy watched in horror as Kevin died right then on the spot. No joke. Really.
Fine, fine, Kevin didn't die. Quit whining. I can't kill her off yet, because she's the main character, and then I wouldn't have a story.
But although Kevin didn't die, she really DID eat the last bag of Cheetos. And because of that, she might as well have been dead. In a blind rage, Mr. Teddy felt the anger rise up inside of him. He stared at Kevin and unleashed...
Oops, end of the chapter.
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