Kevin slid open the door to the tardis.
"What is this place???" she wondered.
Mr. Teddy had no words.
She stepped out and saw a sign that read, "MEXICO - SPACE DATE: 10-20-2314"
Kevin stared blankly at the sign. "Oh no!" she exclaimed, "I can't believe it!!
"We're all out of Cheetos!"
Mr. Teddy surveyed their belongings. It was true. The delicious snacks we completely missing from their backpack. The T-Meister held back his tears.
"Wait!" yelled Kevin, "I've found something even more wonderful than Cheetos!"
More wonderful than Cheetos? IMPOSSIBLE!
Kevin held up a large food item over her head, "BURRITOS!!"
Kevin had just discovered the most wonderful food in the world.
"Yes, we have it quite good here in Mexico," said a voice.
Kevin turned around. It was Michelle Obama!
"Gasp!" Kevin said (yes, she really did say 'gasp'), "What are you doing here?"
Little did Kevin know, Michelle Obama was a cyborg and a time traveler, and had been given these great powers by the overlord of the future America, Bill Gates.
"I see you have discovered burritos,"said Mrs. Obama, "Burritos are one of the many great thing we have here in Mexico. In fact, we have so much that every day a large amount of Americans tries to cross the border!"
America had become a socialist country and had fallen into economic collapse sometime around 2016. This is why your parents should have voted for Romney, kids.
"Come," said Michelle Obama, "and I shall fetch you a personal burro."
Kevin was overjoyed at this prospect. "Aren't you excited, Mr. Teddy?" she said.
Mr. Teddy did not reply.
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The Adventures Through Time, Among Other Things
FantasiThere once was a boy... There! Was that enough to hook you? Yes? No? Read this anyways!
