I am eating a lolly right now. It is very delicious. Do you want a lick? No? Lick it anyways. Seriously, lick it. Because I said so. JUST LICK THE LOLLIPOP OR ELSE!!!!
Oh wait... sorry about that. You wanted to hear the rest of the last chapter. Well too bad. You didn't lick my lollipop. Here it is
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Now lick it. LICK THE SCREEN.
Good. Youd better have licked it. Or I will be very disappointed in you, yound man/woman/child/woman-child.
Now, on with the story.
As I was saying, Mr. Teddy readied himself to smash Kevin into bits. But just as he was about to smother Kevin into the ground like a tiny bug...
Mr. Teddy remembered that he is an inanimate object and cannot move.
Thusly, the duo's journey to America continued. And Mr. Teddy did not kill Kevin. And you just read a completely useless chapter.
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The Adventures Through Time, Among Other Things
FantasyThere once was a boy... There! Was that enough to hook you? Yes? No? Read this anyways!
