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Bakugo was pissed off even more and storms into uraraka's dorm

Uraraka: WHAT THE FUCK KATSUKI-KUN?!?!

bakugo: oh dont kun kun me BITCH! I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR U GUYS TO BE TOGETHER AND YET U GUYS HAVENT CONFESSED TO EACHOTHER'S ASSES

uraraka: SO WHAT ITS HARD FOR ME TO FUCKING CONFESS BC I GET FLUSHTERD AND ALL AND BESIDES THAT IM MORE FOCUSED ON BEING A HERO THAN DATING HIM!!

bakugo: GURL U HAVE TOO DATE HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE U HAVE TOO YA KNOW AND BESIDES THAT I HAVE TOLD U ABOUT THE FANDOM DIDNT I?!

THIS IS A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME THEY MIGHT STOP SHIPPING SHITS AND MORE!!

uraraka: WELL IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT THEY SHIP WHAT THEY WANT TO SHIP U KNOW WHAT WHY NOT WE TELL HOROKOSHI TO KILL US ALL OFF TO TRAUMATIZE THEM HA? IF UR TIRED OF THE FANDOM THEN WHY NOT LETS TELL HOROKOSHI ABOUT IT!!!!!!

bakugo: IF WE COULD DO THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO AND BESIDES THAT IF U DONT CONFESSED TO IZUKU FIRST THEN ILL GLADLY TAKE HIM!

uraraka: wait what-?

They both stared at eachother and eye contact

Uraraka: u like deku-kun? Why didnt u tell me about it?

Bakugo: so what its not like u will care anyways and besides i might like him romanticly or planoticly but i still want u guys to be together besides that he deserves better than an asshole who technally bullied him for almost the rest of his life and besides u two are a great match for eachother thats why im getting toxic about it and stuffs when i force u to confess to izuku or sometimes i push izuku towards u for u two to have a accidental kiss but that is not the point!

U really need to make him fall inlove with u before its really too late u know how i know what is going to be our future are right?

Uraraka: hm right.. but still ur willing to gave up ur love just them to be happy? Im sure he will be happy with u too but im not sure if he is gay or bi or something

Bakugo: yep he deserve someone better like u now can u confess now or not😒

Uraraka: i will soon geez but wanna annoy him since u love annoying people?

Bakugo: u know me so well u know what's the answer is pink cheeks so whats the plan?

Uraraka explain it to him everything he nods and nods and agrees they set up the plan and goes upstair where izuku's dorm at

Izuku was just sitting and minding his own business and then bakugo shows up and kicks the door

Deku: oh hey kaccha-

Bakugo: BREAK TIME🥰💢💢💢
Deku: 👁👄👁-?

uraraka comes in too and the two stares at eachother while holding the food

Deku: o-O?

Bakugo: spagetti?

Uraraka: spagetti?

Bakugo: 😒

Uraraka: 😒

Bakugo: izuku do u want spagetti?!

Uraraka: deku-kun do u want spagetti?

Bakugo: ..

Uraraka: ..

Deku: uh sur-

Bakugo: are u competing with me-?

Deku: O-O-

uraraka: are u threatend?

Bakugo: bring it on🙄💅

Deku: guys dont fight in my room-

Uraraka: my spagetti

Uraraka: has SAUCEEE

uraraka: made with

Uraraka: freshly

Uraraka: picked

Uraraka: tomatoes

Uraraka: from the HIGH mountains of ITALY!

uraraka: what about urs🥱😏?

Deku: what the actual fuc-

Bakugo: MY spagetti

Bakugo: has banana ketcup

Deku: wait that exist?

Bakugo: with ANTI-OXIDANTS

deku: with what now-

Bakugo: ANTI-HISTAMINE

Bakugo: ANTI-INFLAMMATORY

Deku: kacchan and uraraka san yall are getting crazy are yall okay should i call aizawa sensei-

Bakugo: ANTIBIOTIC

Bakugo: WITH GLUTATHIONE AND SILYMARINE EXTRACT

Bakugo: with GINGKO biloba-EEEEEE

Deku: what the fuck kacchan..

Bakugo: but wait

Bakugo: theres more😏

Deku: NANI-

bakugo: *clap clap*

*todoroki comes in with a bowl of chicken lolipops and gives it to him and left*

Bakugo: chicken lollipops😀

Deku: chicken what now-?

Bakugo: made with BOUNCY FRESH spring chicken

Bakugo: DEEP FRIED

bakugo: in olive oil~

Uraraka: its ALL that u have??!?!

Deku: guys stop😑

Uraraka: cHicKen lolLipoPs?

Uraraka: like what the HEcK

Uraraka: i have some desserts that i concocted

Bakugo: conCoctEd😦?!?!

Uraraka: oh YEESS

uraraka: its coconut cream

Uraraka: with GLUTINOUS RICE BALLS

uraraka: and fresh

Uraraka: ripe

Uraraka: JACKFRUIT!

Bakugo: ECHOSERA!

bakugo: THIS IS ONLY GINATAANG BILOBILO

bakugo: it is fed when it is time to read

Bakugo: like

Bakugo: EHWWW

bakugo: so joLoGs!

Uraraka: how dare u?!?!

Bakugo: how dare u

Bakugo: daring me

Bakugo: like a dairy queen🙄😘

Uraraka: im not there

Uraraka: im here🙄

Uraraka: duh~

they put the food down at izuku's table and and pretends to fights till death and got out of the room while fighting to death until they are far away in the room and they just stop and laugh it off

Bakugo: haa that was fun!

Uraraka: i know right

They were panting and laughing how priceless izuku's confused face is

Bakugo: we should hide for our lives he just swear lmao

Uraraka: sure do

They laugh again and goes and hide while izuku in his room just stared at the opened door and the food with alit of confusion of his face

Deku: what in the actually motherfuck are these two gay *insert n word* bitches were thinking?!?!?!!!!

The end lmao my fingers hurt from typing lmao hahaha

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