so like its 4:53 am right and Im like prob high off candy right and I get a call from my ex right lets call him tinkle dinkle so tinkle dinkle calls me saying that his crusty musty dusty busty gusty rusty wusty tusty custy zusty bitch ass wants to get back together but jokes on him my dumbass has been crushing/stalking this guy (i met him dont worry hes my cousins friend) so im like "no i found someone new" and tinkle dinkle says "to bad i never wanted to get back together anyways" and im like "shuT UP you no hoe oompa loompa sherk looking ass up" and hes like "shut up lord farquad" ngl only MY besties call me that shit so i really went all defensive mode on his falt ass flatter than mine flatter than a piece of paper so at the end of the day/night dont answer youer exes phone calls or else yall will start an agruement.
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Fanfiction•Y/n Addams cousin of Wednesday Addams goes to nevermore academy after being kicked out of her old school not knowing that she will find love•
