Luffy X Hancock: Love and War (RM)

Sunny Shenanigans

3rd person Pov:
They make their way through the ocean, Hancock latched onto Luffy the whole time, until they board the Strawhat pirateship and are met by the crew.

"What happened, guys?" Nami asked.

"Franky knocked us off. Shishishishi" Luffy said cheerfully.

"IT ISNT FUNNY, JACKASS!!! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!!" yelled Nami and Zoro.

"But it was fun." Luffy remarked.

"Luffy, sometimes I question your opinion of fun." said the orange-haired woman as she facepalmed.

Robin walked past her, sliding the bracelet into Namis back pocket and spawning a pair of lips behind her ear, whispering quietly enough for only Nami to hear. "Play nicely with her, please."

Sanji exited the kitchen. "Did Hancock make it out okay?" he asked.

His entrance redirected everyone's attention long enough for Nami to grab the bracelet from her back pocket and look over it. Her face ran hot and she almost squealed, but she didn't. Just a short glance told her that this bracelet was worth more than the strawhats combined. A golden shell lined with seaprism, with a gradient of cut gemstones, all more valuable than words could explain, and a giant pearl in the middle. she saw rare stones that were only ever mentioned in books. This bracelet was worth at least 6 hundred million berries  "I love you so much, Robin. You got it"

"Yeah, she is right behind you." Chopper answered, gesturing toward the snake princess.

The blonde haired man redirected his gaze, instantly turning into stone.

"What? I didn't even use my power" she said, confused.

"Well, that's Sanji for you. Hi I'm Nami. I just wanted to say thank you for protecting us back there. I can't believe Luffy actually managed to do the whole thing stealthily. You must be pretty special to him, because Luffy is never quiet." She ranted as she put a hand on Hancocks shoulder.

Hancock blushed, but pulled her shoulder away, weary of any contact from unfamiliars. Nami was thrown off, but understood how reluctant Boa was, and doubled down on her attempt to make smalltalk.

"So you're fond of our rubbery Captain? Well, he is kinda slow so he won't think about that kind of stuff. Those looks you give him, he probably doesn't even notice them. He's pretty dense." She said. "I saw how you hugged him, he hugged you back, but that was probably only to comfort you. He'll be a bit difficult to win over."

The empress raised an eyebrow, slightly suspicious of Nami. Is she after him also? She wondered, but she still didn't speak.

"Oh and I can see it on your face. Don't worry about me, though. That little stretchy imbecile is all your's, sister. So, good luck." The navigator said, placing a hand on Hancocks back. Hancock rolled her shoulder, removing Nami's hand.

So she doesn't care for Luffy that way. It seems I have no competition after all. Robin showed no interest in him either. Nami was right though, he is quite dense.

She stands there, though she struggles to do so. The Pirate Empress had yet to eat since breakfast, and it was late at night. She was still confused, and overflowing with thoughts and emotions, struggling to think straight. Her head began to feel light and she stumbled, barely catching herself before she fell.

"What's wrong?" Nami asked.

"Nothing, I'll be fine." She spouted quickly.

"Is there anything you need? Are you hungry? If you need medical attention we have a really good doctor." Nami added with concern.

Hancock realized how rude she seemed. Up to this point I've completely shut down her friendly gestures, and I've said almost nothing. These are Luffy's friends, his family, I can't disregard them.

"I do apologize for being rude." She said, forcing a smile. "I appreciate you trying so hard to help me. Perhaps I'm a little hungry." Boa added, putting a hand on her cheek, letting her silky hair fall gently over it. "I didn't eat while I was up there."

"What!? Why didn't he feed you!?" Nami exclaimed.

"Because he called me his wife and I told him that I already belonged to someone. And because I called him a snot-nosed pig.

She gained a devilish grin like she had heard a valuable secret. Though that wasn't the case. Hancock was very vocal about her love for Luffy. She's probably the type to blackmail.

"Oh, so then your admiration for Luffy goes back quite some time? He explained how you helped him with his brother and everything. I was surprised, but it all makes sense now. And I couldn't agree more with your statement about the Celestial Dragon." She says.

Robin, who was watching from afar, determined it was safe to step in.

"Im glad Sanji didn't go up there. He would've started a war. Two things he's passionate about are women and food."

"You're not wrong, sis." Nami said, wiping a drop of sweat away, relieved that it was Zoro who tagged along, him being more capable of maintaining his composure. "Well anyway, I'll tell Sanji to cook you something. If you need any medical attention, let us know." The navigator added.

"Thank you, Nami."

"No problem."

She got up to leave but stopped when she saw a skeleton walk towards the snake princess. It looked like she was expecting something, but she didn't do anything. This skeleton is very tall. He towers over most of the crew. He's dressed very formally.

He stopped in front of Hancock, stood there for a while, and took a breath.

How can he do that anyway? He's a skeleton

He spoke, "Hello, Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, my name is Brook. Could you show me your panties?" he asked in a very polite and formal tone.

"NO!SHE!CAN!NOT!" Nami yelled as she kicked him in the head.

"Yohohohoho...Well, it was worth a shot. " says Brooke.

"Nami, did you let him ask the question just so that you could kick him?" Usopp and Chopper asked.

"Maybe..."

"You're so evil. You're a monster" They say.

"Whatever you say. I'm not the evil one. I am not the one who asked that question."

"She's a demon. I've fought many great beasts and many leviathans but none were as fierce as Nami." Said the long nose.

The little racoon dog smiled at that and his eyes turned into stars.

"Wow, you are so cool!" said the little pet.

"Oh yeah, Brook, I saw Hancock's panties." said Luffy.

"Oh my. You did?" the skeleton inquired.

"Yeah, I did. Whenever I got there, she didn't have clothes on for some reason." Luffy replied.

"Luffy shut the hell up" Zoro interrupted.

Once again. Harsh but genuine words. Luffy obeyed without protest, luckily. Nami waved going off to tell Sanji to start cooking dinner. It was late, but Hancock, and everyone else was hungry, so no one said anything. She sat out on the deck, patiently.