Sing Crossovers

Chapter 2

The setting returns to Buster and Balto arriving at a fancy restaurant. Buster leaves his bike in front of the receptionist.

Buster: "Take care of her, will you? She may look old and rusty, but she is a classic."

The bike falls over and the receptionist is holding only the handlebars.

Balto: "Yeah, I won't tell him that happened."

When they're inside, they meet up with a sheep named Eddie, and a panda named Po.

Buster: "Okay listen, we all know that my theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately, but as the saying goes, for every cloud a silver..."

Eddie interrupts Buster. "Hold on right there Buster. My Dad, he heard I was gonna see you and Balto today, and he was all like "Eddie, you tell that koala and wolf that I'm not funding anymore of his shows, and that's final." Those are his words."

Po: "He's not messing around this time."

Buster: "Your Dad's right, Eddie. Those shows were the problem. War of Attrition, Rosie Takes a Bow. Nobody wants to see that stuff anymore."

Balto: "You just figured that out?"

Buster: "Balto, we'll talk later. So what do I do?"

Eddie: "Quit?"

Balto: "No!"

Buster: "I give them a show that they cannot resist, which is gonna be..."

The waiter walks to their table.

Balto: "Buster!"

Buster: "Oh just one more minute. S'il vous plaít."

The waiter walks away frustrated.

Buster: "Merci!"

Eddie: "Don't speak French. They speak English here."

Buster: "Now, my next show is gonna be, drumroll please." He drums on the table. "A singing competition!"

Eddie: "A singing competition?"

Po: "That's all you got? Maybe you should quit."

Eddie: "Who wants to see another one of those?"

Buster: "Everyone! Just think. Your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that chicken right there." He points to a rooster passing by. "Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage!"

Balto: "How come you don't tell me these things. I'm your assistant."

Buster: "Sorry, I meant to."

Eddie: "Buster, this is a terrible idea!"

Po: "And I thought I was crazy!"

Buster: "Oh no it's not. Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to them!"

He pounds on the table and a spoon flies backwards. The spoon hits a bull behind them and he drops his phone in his soup.

Po: "Oh boy."

Eddie: "Can we please just get out of here?"

Buster: "Don't you wanna eat?"

Eddie: "Yeah but, we can't afford any of this."

Buster: "Yes I know and that's why I brought sandwiches."

Balto: "Oh not again."

He gives Eddie and Po sandwiches. He offers Balto a sandwich, but he shakes his head.

Eddie: "That's not allowed."

The waiter, who was helping the bull sees Buster.

Waiter: "Excuse me, sir."