Dear Michael // Michael Clifford

Ch 20 : Tree

Ashton's p.o.v. (Ha! Didn't see that coming)

I stared as Michael stared at Liz, who was staring at her phone. He smiled. That boy is seriously in love, like damn.

I wish I can find love, or should I let it find me. Well, things can't run forever, so you have to run yourself. Take the lead...like in sex?

Ugh! My dirty mind is coming!

Or should I say cumming.

Thanks Michael and Liz, my mind is dirty now! My mind used to be filled with unicorns and potatoes, but now it's all dirty minded and shit.

Oh my god! I just cursed! What happened to me?

"Ashton are you okay? You've been staring at the floor wide eyed for awhile now." Luke said.

"I'm fine." I said looking up at him. "Okay, can I tell you something?"

"Yeah, you can tell me anything." Luke said sitting down next to me.

"My mind has turned d-dirty. I don't see Michael as a kitten anymore, I see him as a sex addict, sort of. I don't see you as a giraffe anymore, I see you as a tree. And Calum is the worst. He's not a puppy anymore," I took a deep breath. "He's a dog."

"You have got to be kidding me." Luke said boringly.

"This is serious Luke! Calum is a dog now and you're a tree!" I cried.

"Wait, are you seriously crying?" Luke asked. I nodded, burying my face in my hands.

Luke sighed. "Well, see you later, Liz invited me to dinner with her."

I stopped crying and looked up. "You? Not Michael?"

"Yeah, said something about something serious." He shrugged. I nodded and began to cry again.

I can't believe Luke turned into a tree. A TREE!

Then my little puppy Calum, yeah HE'S A FUCKING DOG NOW!

Oh and my pour innocent kitten Michael is now A SEX ADDICT!

Okay, I think I may overreacting on Michael. He doesn't even want to have sex with Liz, he said he wants to be with her. There's a difference you know.

Okay, so Michael isn't a kitten anymore. He's a lover. Wait, I don't know. MICHAEL IS A CONFUSING LITTLE COOKIE!!

There we go, Michael's a cookie.