BNHA: Martial Arts God

CHAPTER 1

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"So... Let me get this straight." A boy said towards a floating white orb as he massages his temples.

This is Ashton Grey, the unfortunate soul that is about to begin his journey.

"I died from a lightning strike while walking home from school, at 3 p.m. on the sidewalk, due to Zeus, who just finished an argument with Hera about him fucking another mortal that was pissed out of his mind, 'accidentally' threw a fucking thunderbolt at a random direction? And that random shot somehow hit me?"

"Yes. That seems to be the case."

"... I'm not sure why I'm so calm right now. I should be going insane from that explanation alone. I mean, Gods are real? And me being here means that I'm getting another opportunity from all the manga and fanfics I read. And what the fuck were the odds of that hitting me?!"

The orb stays quiet for a few seconds before speaking.

"For your first question, the office has a calming zone that keeps souls like you calm when we are explaining things. It makes it easier for us to communicate. Second, yes, the Gods are real, but they are but an ant to Celestial Gods who govern universes. Third, yes, you are getting another shot at life. Lastly, the odds were 0.00521%"

"Ugh,I was being sarcastic about the last question, now I feel shit."

Suddenly, a binder appeared out of nowhere, floating in the air. Ashton grabs the binder as the orb explains.

"This binder has all universes you can use your karma points to travel to. Our system counts the points by percentage to make things easier since an average person has about a million points."

Opening the binder, the first thing he saw was a table of contents. It was numbered as page one out of 999,999,999, and that was just the table of contents. This means that the multiverse is real. Shocking.

"You can use your voice or thoughts to search through and sort out the binder, by the way."

"Oh, thanks for the heads up."

Hmm... Remove every universe that can kill me in a second.

'Damn, the pages lost ¾ of their contents. There goes all power-scaling universes like Chinese cultivation universes, I guess. Goodbye Battle to the Heavens. I'll miss the sweet ass of '

OK, then now remove all dull and mundane universes.

That left him with 10 million pages. That really cut out a lot of stuff.

OK, now remove elements like zombies and horror themes. I can't stand horror.

'5 million left. Wow, zombie universes are insane. Eh, maybe it is the horror themes that cut out so much, I mean, how many zombie universes are there?'

Hmm... I should be able to get some powers. Like magic or abilities.

'3 million. That's interesting, so there are universes that don't have powers but are still considered not mundane?'