"L3monsnout g3ntly c4r3sses 4ppl3sc4b's ch33k, pull1ng h1m 1n for 4 soft k1ss. '4ppl3, 4r3 you sur3 th1s 1s ok4y?' H3 4sks, m4k1ng sur3 th3 oth3r is ok4y w1th th1s. 4ppl3sc4b nods, k1ss1ng l3monsnout 4g4in. L3mon pulls 4pple closer, r34ch1ng 4round to f1nd som3 k1nd of lubr1c4t1on. H3 f1nds 1t and op3ns th3 bottl3, k1ss1ng 4pple 4g41n 4s h3 cov3rs h1s f1ng3rs. "Th1s m1ght hurt." H3 says, 3as1ng a f1ng3r 1nto 4pple." T3r3z1 sn1ck3rs, mov1ng h3r two f4vour1te sc4lem4t3s tog3ther.
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