Homestuck crack ships

Casey x John

"Casey!" You call, looking around. You can't find your daughter anywhere, and you've been looking for hours.
"DID YOU FIND HER?" Karkat yells from across the field. You shake your head and he goes back to calling for her. You hope you find her soon. It's getting dark.
"Casey! Casey?" You call, walking further into the field and to the forest. It's not dark yet. You'll just go in for a second. You walk cautiously into the forest, looking around.
"Casey?" You say, squinting on into the darkness. You think you see her further in. You take another few steps forward and lose your balance. You trip forward and roll down a hill you hadn't seen before.
"Glub?" You head Casey say in the distance.
"Casey!!" You call getting up off the ground. It's hard to walk, but the branches hang too low to fly. You struggle to sprint over to where you heard Casey. You find her, tangled in some brush and branches. You quickly pull her out, holding her in your arms.
"How'd you get out here Casey?" You ask, cradling her. You go to move and find that you can't. You're tangled in the brush. That's weird, it wasn't there before. You tug yourself out of the brush and move forward, but it grows back around your feet.
"Karkat!!?" You yell, trying to attract him to come save you.
"JOHN? DID YOU FIND HER?"
"Yeah! But I'm stuck!! Help!!" You call, trying to move toward karkat's voice.
"Glub?"
"Yeah Casey. Mommy's coming to get us." You smile down at her, giving up on moving. You see karkat in the distance and get his attention.
"JOHN?! HOW DID YOU GET STUCK IN WEEDS LIKE THAT?"
"It doesn't matter! Just get us out!" Karkat grumbles and finds something for you to grab on to. You grab whatever it is and let karkat pull you to him.
"Now, let's go home." You smile, handing Casey to karkat so you can pick him up and fly him home.