"N9w, Karkat, d9n't y9u kn9w that it is quite triggering t9.... yell at 9thers like that?" you start, ready for a lecture. Though, as you take a breath to continue, something catches your eye. There seems to be a human... is he falling from the sky? You turn and walk away from your decendent, going to stand near the human who seems to be suspended in midair. He doesn't seem to have wings, though he is godtier.
"Excuse me, are y9u in need 9f any assistance?" you call up to him, raising a hand to block the sun from your eyes.
"Nah, i'm fine!" the human smiles down at you, his blue godtier hood swirling around him.
"Are y9u sure? y9u seem t9 6e suspended in the air. Y9u d9 n9t require any assistance in getting d9wn? he shakes his head, landing on the ground beside you with a soft thud.
"I'm John, heir of breath." the human tells you, holding out a hand.
"Kankri. Seer of 6l99d." you shake his hand. Well, if he's a breath player he must be able to manipulate the wind. Being able to fly, even when you dont have wings; it must be wonderful. You've always wanted to fly, but even if you had gone godtier you wouldn't have been able to.
"9h, J9hn was it, w9uld y9u mind t99 terri6ly if I were t9 ask f9r y9u t9 perhaps take me up?" you ask, the words falling out of your mouth before you can stop them. There's no harm in a quick flight. AS long as John does't mind that is.
"Sure!" he smiles, reaching over to wrap his fingers arpund your wrist. Usually that would be worth a lecture, but you did ask for him to take you up and he must have to hold onto you to do so. John ascends with you slowly, wind whipping around you. You wrap an arm securely around John, just to make certain that you don't fall. When the two of you are at a sufficent hight, John lessens the wind and takes you by the hand. You allow him to pull you along behind you as he flies, taking in the scenery as you go.
"It's 6eauiful..." you whisper in awe, turning your head to watch the sun set. You cant recall ever seeing a sunset this breathtaking before. You feel John's gaze on you and turn to look at him, turning a bit red as you must've looked quite silly.
"Hey... Kankri.. would you mind.." he mumbles, turning to face you and moving a hand up to cup your chin.
"I give y9u my c9nsent." you nod slightly, placing a hand on his shoulder softly. Your eyes flick shut as John tilts his head to meet his lips with yours gently.
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