Homestuck crack ships

Nepeta x Kanaya

"Yes, This Would Look Quite Lovely. Why Do You Ask?" You ask, looking up at Nepeta.
":33< No purrreason." She says, taking her bundle of fabric back. It's such nice fabric.. You'd hate to let Nepeta go and ruin it....
"Oh! Nepeta?" You call after her, reaching to catch her elbow.
"If You Like I Could Assist You In The Production Of A Dress With Your Fabric."
":33< Oh! That would be purrrfect!" Nepeta exclaims happily, turning to throw her arms around you.
"Oh, It's No Problem." You say, guiding Nepeta over to your work station. She steps up onto the platform and hands you the fabric.
"Alright, I'm Just Going To Make A General Dress Shape Before I Take Your Measurements. Could You Undress For Me And Place Your Clothes Over There?" You ask, turning to your work table and spreading the fabric on the clear surface. Cutting the fabric and sewing some edges together quickly, you have a generic dress outline to work with. Turning around, you're a bit taken aback at Nepeta, who is standing up on the oval platform waiting for you. She has indeed undressed. Shaking your head, you grab your measuring tape and walk over to her.
"Alright, I'm Going To Take Measurements Now. Try To Stay Still." You say, walking close enough to start. Leaning forward, you stretch your arms around Nepeta's waist to wrap the tape around her hips. Keeping the tape around her hips somewhat snugly, you look at the number and take a mental note of it. Moving up, you ask Nepeta to raise her arms to wrap the tape around her ribcage a bit tighter than the hips. Taking mental note, you loosen the tape and pull it up to wrap around Nepeta's bust. Keeping the tape tight, you take note and unwrap the tape.
"I'll Just Be A Moment, Stay There." You say, putting the fabric on a mannequin to make precise adjustments. After cinching and timing the dress, you pull it off the mannequin and turn to give it to Nepeta. She pulls it on and you take a step back to take a look.
"Looks Like I Just Need To.." You mumble, grabbing your scissors And kneeling in front of Nepeta and trimming the dress. After finishing up the hem of the dress, you take another step back. Thinking about Nepeta in general, you step closer to adjust the top aid the dress. Declaring it done, you smile as you look at your creation. The deep green dress sweeps across Nepeta's thighs, looser at the hips and tighter around her bust. The slim sleeves are textured with lace, as is the bodice showing a bit of cleavege.
"It Looks Lovely. Though, May I Ask Who Tge Lucky Troll Is That You're Attempting To Impress?"
":33< Oh, well actually.. You!" Nepeta smiles, jumping into a hug.