You had a fight with your wife, so you decided to leave the house and drink one or two bottles in the bar..
Hnmmmm... Asake's Organise played into your ears, the beer dey enter head, sope otilo!
On getting to the bar, your eyes met this beautiful girl, her curves got you thinking hard, all power belongs to this bumbum.
She caught you staring at her and she smiled at you revealing her glittering teeth, Omoh!, your brain thought of thousands of carnal things at that minute, something it won't do in an exam hall, sodiki...
You were thinking of how to say hi when she came to your table, damn!, something keeps telling you that this girl's beauty isn't natural but a mamiwota's beauty....
Hmmmm, the thought of penetrating her with your third leg won't allow you rest, you've had about 8 rounds of sex with her in your world of imagination.
"I'm frustrated! Can I get drunk with you?", She asked you.
You were wowed by her question!.
So this girl want to give you free sex for the night" another thought raced into your head.
In the long run, you lodged into the nearest hotel and you both had hot, sweet sex!
Omoh! E dey sweet your belle!
Osheyyyyy!!!! Chop and clean mouth!
The feeling you got during the intercourse was the best you ever had!
Also, you felt something leaving your body during the period of "enjoyment" but, you were so enjoying yourself that you didn't care if something came into you or left you!.
Few minutes later, you heard a knock on the door accompanied by a loud yell from your wife.
Wahala don start! Water don pass garri!!!
You were afraid so you told her to hide in the wardrobe!
Your wife came inside the room searching everywhere for any girl that was with you but she couldn't find anyone.
She then decided to open the wardrobe, your heart skipped a bit preparing for whatever the fight that might happen after she opens the wardrobe, you don dey plan lies wey you go talk.
At last, she opened the wardrobe and nobody was there...
She is happy and then apologizes to you for being insecure...
Now you don't understand what is going on, you are shocked...
Your wife phone rang, the ringtone played is "Oya Sope Otilo, E don go!"
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FantasyA Collection Of Poems And Short Stories From The Best Writers At Lagos State University.
