Sadist:I like this app.
My Love:Ha!Told you!
Sadist:Anyways,I forgot something.
My Love:??
-Sadist has changed 'My Love' to 'Masochist'-
Masochist:...What did I do?!I thought we had a deal?!
Sadist:Oh,nothing.
Masochist:Whyyy??!
Sadist:Like I told you before,I enjoy people suffering.
Masochist:I hate you.
Sadist:I love me too.
Masochist:Change it.
Sadist:Nah,I like this new name of yours.
Masochist:We had a freaking deal!
Sadist:I hold my end of deal.
Masochist:I did too.So why?
Sadist:You didn't say how long.Did you?
Masochist:...You are a devil.
Sadist:Shouldn't have trust this devil,huh?
Masochist:I'm gonna get back at you one day.
Sadist:And I wonder how you'll get back at me.
Masochist:You will see.
Sadist:This just meant that you currently have no idea how to get back at me at all.
Masochist:That's why I'm gonna use my free time to think of the way-
Sadist:Oh?You're gonna think of me in what way?
Masochist:THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!
Sadist:Man,you're fun to tease.
Masochist:It's not fun,you sadist.
Sadist:Not for you,but for me it is.
Masochist:I should've never gave you the name of the app.
Sadist:Too bad,it's already happened.
Masochist:And here I thought you're the serious one.
Sadist:And here I thought you're the masochist type.
Masochist:This has nothing to do with me being a masochist.
Sadist:Oho?You admit that you're a masochist,ey?
Masochist:I AM NOT A MASOCHIST!
Sadist:Don't worry,I don't judge.
Masochist:I'm not!
Sadist:Like I said,i don't judge.We could be a perfect duo.Imagine us being on TV once we debut as heroes,'Pro Hero Sadist and his partner, Pro Hero Masochist save a kid from a fallen building'.It'll be amazing.
Masochist:I guess it'll be cool if we're a duo,but what is with the name?
Sadist:What's wrong with the name?
Masochist:I'm not using Masochist as my hero name.
Sadist:Then how are we gonna be a duo?The name literally tells people that we're together.
Masochist:People are going to think that we're a couple and the way you just phrase that could give people the wrong idea.
Sadist:Cool,I don't mind people thinking I'm dating a cute little masochist.
Masochist:I'M NOT A MASOCHIST!And call me cute or little again,I will kick in between your legs.
Sadist:Aww,I feel so threaten right now,Little Cute Masochist.
Masochists:Just you wait when we see each other again,I will kick you.I promise.
Sadist:Don't do that,darling.How else am I supposed to create a family with you?
Masochist:No!Who said I'll have a family with you?And I am a guy!
Sadist:I said so.And I'm pretty sure there is a quirk that could create a child with our DNAs.
Masochist:That's true.And for your information,we're not a couple.Even if we are,there are chances that it won't last to marriage.
Sadist:Way to ruin my daydream of having a happy marriage with you.
Masochist:You're welcome.
Sadist:Gotta go.I need to cook dinner.Talk to you later.And this talk is not done yet.
Masochist:I hope you forget bout this talk.Now,shoo.
Sadist:I'm not a dog.
Masochist:You are now a dog.
Sadist:Just you wait,I'll make you regret it.
Masochist:I wonder if I'll like it.
Sadist:You will.After all,you're the masochist here.
Masochist:I hate you.
Sadist:No you don't.
Masochist:Just go.
Sadist:Fine.Bye.
Masochist:Byee.
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FanfictionMidoriya 14 years old,decided to take Bakugou's advice When he was ready to jump,a notification pop up 'that's weird...usually mother won't call at times like this' Curious,he open his phone. Unknown Number : Dad,Pops hide the coffees again... It wa...
